Dear Australian Kids

You cannot knock on my door and expect candy if you are not wearing a costume. It's Halloween, costumes are NOT optional. Furthermore, do not simply thrust a bag under my nose without a word spoken. You are meant to say "trick or treat". Clearly you guys fail at Halloween and the next person to show up sans costume will not be ( Read more... )

Happy [belated] Halloween! Okay, it's not my fault I'm late, my internet wasn't working for Halloween and I have spent the past two days trying to write this goddamn essay that's due tomorrow ( Read more... )

So, mother has returned from France. I am already gasping for my own space again. I forgot about the cigarette smoke. I miss my clothes not smelling foul ( Read more... )

I am currently battling with myself to not just give up and hand in a half-completed essay. I'm halfway through the word count but I've run out of things to say. This topic is impossible to legitimately write 3000 words on, with the main issue being the campaign is only 6 months old so nothing has happened yet and thus no resources to write on. o.O ( Read more... )