beard guy no more
Beard Guy came into work today
... without a beard.
I was shocked. How can I call him Beard Guy now if he doesn't have a beard??? It all happened too fast for me to properly process. He was just leaving as I walked over to Fiction and made eye contact while he was grinning stupidly at something I can only pretend to know. I could call him The Guy Formerly Known As Beard Guy. But that's too long. Or Beard Guy. But that's difficult when I'm not typing.
Or I could just, y'know, refer to him by his name. Sam.
Caitlin fixed my itunes. Thank Fuck. Every time I tried to sync my ipod it would get halfway then it would say "iTunes has stopped working". I tried everything. Just as I was about to throw ipod and laptop out of window, Caitlin intervened. Turned out it was Linkin Park. Don't ask why. Whenever itunes got to Linkin Park it would die.
Yesterday Jen, Caitlin and I went to see a double feature of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight at my local cinema. It was awesome. I have now seen The Dark Knight twice within four days - and on opening day too. I will never try to call Hoyts again though. After an hour of attempting in order to find out how much the tickets were I gave up and drove there at 8:30pm.
Last night I was apparently talking in my sleep about someone named Zac. I don't know a Zac. Mum is now suspicious.
... without a beard.
I was shocked. How can I call him Beard Guy now if he doesn't have a beard??? It all happened too fast for me to properly process. He was just leaving as I walked over to Fiction and made eye contact while he was grinning stupidly at something I can only pretend to know. I could call him The Guy Formerly Known As Beard Guy. But that's too long. Or Beard Guy. But that's difficult when I'm not typing.
Or I could just, y'know, refer to him by his name. Sam.
Caitlin fixed my itunes. Thank Fuck. Every time I tried to sync my ipod it would get halfway then it would say "iTunes has stopped working". I tried everything. Just as I was about to throw ipod and laptop out of window, Caitlin intervened. Turned out it was Linkin Park. Don't ask why. Whenever itunes got to Linkin Park it would die.
Yesterday Jen, Caitlin and I went to see a double feature of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight at my local cinema. It was awesome. I have now seen The Dark Knight twice within four days - and on opening day too. I will never try to call Hoyts again though. After an hour of attempting in order to find out how much the tickets were I gave up and drove there at 8:30pm.
Last night I was apparently talking in my sleep about someone named Zac. I don't know a Zac. Mum is now suspicious.