bless, boys are cute.
Bahahaha Paolo just sent me a message intended for my cousin; they have XBox night every Thursday night and I just have to share this message:
'Dude, totally figured it out! G is for genius - and I'm a homie g :P
The boss recoils at high caliber hits right? If you get the atticus and go for torso (accuracy won't matter - you've got a big target) I can have the 50cal out and pop the fucker in the eye. Then when his weak spot is exposed, you switch to HGs to conserve ammo and I'll get the stun baton out and watch your back for cyst seeds and progenitor spawn. Then when he drops and the spawn and cysts are clear, I'll run over with the baton and club the fucker silly to keep him down for as long as possible and you can get some clean hits on the weak spot. We'll have the buggerlugs sucking zombie chode in 8-10min easy and have enough ammo to carry through to 5.4 - if his drops aren't ammo, 5.4s gonna be tight... HG and baton for the first waves, find a corner and hole up.
Epic. Win. Biatch.'
I have never read something so goddamn nerdy and adorable in my life. Boys and their video games are so endearing.
In other news, Jen has applied for a press pass to WorldCon too. CAN YOU JUST PICTURE THE TWO OF US AT A CON WITH PRESS PASSES???? I'm having flashbacks to scenes from Wayne's World. 'We're not worthy! We're not worthy!'