you will be the death of me
I'm a wee bit tipsy and I've just popped out from the hostel bar to write a quick entry. One of the best nights ever. Brilliant. Except I have to vent that if I were a man I'd have to say that Sexy Dan, our tour guide/driver, is the biggest cock tease ever. Seriously. The sexual frustration that man is causing me is unbelievable. He is constantly going on about my "wee hands" and tonight he was kissing them and hugging me and being absolutely delectable.
However. He has a girlfriend. And no matter how sexually frustrated I am, I could never make a move on a guy who has a girlfriend. Seriously, one minute he is texting her the next minute he is letting me play with his sexy Scottish locks and is proclaiming his love for my hands.
At the beginning of the tour I was content to admire his sexiness and nothing more, but come on man! Don't be the male equivalent of a cock tease! We were driving through the Isle of Skye, I was sitting behind him (I get violently ill anywhere else) and he was playing Time Is Running Out by Muse which is my no1 Sexy Time song.
And God the most fucking frustrating thing about it is that it is always this way. I can never actually be with someone and if I was a wee bit drunker I'd probably be crying in frustration over it.
Tour is going brilliantly. Have met loads of wonderful people. Scotland is fucking breathtaking. Def coming back soon.
However. He has a girlfriend. And no matter how sexually frustrated I am, I could never make a move on a guy who has a girlfriend. Seriously, one minute he is texting her the next minute he is letting me play with his sexy Scottish locks and is proclaiming his love for my hands.
At the beginning of the tour I was content to admire his sexiness and nothing more, but come on man! Don't be the male equivalent of a cock tease! We were driving through the Isle of Skye, I was sitting behind him (I get violently ill anywhere else) and he was playing Time Is Running Out by Muse which is my no1 Sexy Time song.
And God the most fucking frustrating thing about it is that it is always this way. I can never actually be with someone and if I was a wee bit drunker I'd probably be crying in frustration over it.
Tour is going brilliantly. Have met loads of wonderful people. Scotland is fucking breathtaking. Def coming back soon.