TV quotes meme...
Stolen from poisonshades and burntcircles because it was heaps of fun! Brings back a lot of memories. *g*
Guess the show they're from. Extra points if you can guess the character(s) and the episode. (Some eps I'm not sure of, but have a crack anyway!)
1.) Character 1: Kids are the best.
Character 2: Kids are the best??
Character 1: I love kids!
Character 2: Name three children you even know.
Character 1: *short pause* I'm thinking! ** Guessed by catsbycat - Dean(1) & Sam(2) Winchester - Supernatural, 1.03 Dead in the water
2.) Character 1: (Spanish)
Character 2: Suck my d*ck mother******, you understand that?
Character 1: (Spanish) ESTEBAN!
Character 2: Yeah yeah, ESTEBAN!!! ** Answer: - it was the expletive-loving Sgt Doakes(2) and Mexican Drug Dealer(1) - Dexter
3.) You keep talking like that and I'm gonna be forced to put a bullet in your head. ** Guessed by scribblecat - Paul Kellerman - Prison Break, 1.10 Sleight of hand (thanks poisonshades!)
4.) You are the worst communications director ever. If he gets elected you are going to be the first First Lady to be impeached! ** Guessed by linzi20 - Kevin Walker - Brothers & Sisters
5.) Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no-one hotter than God. ** Guessed by poisonshades - Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother
6.) I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.. ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Hank Moody - Californication
7.) You're going to tell me what I need to know! It's just a question of how much you want it to hurt... ** Answer: - It was Agent Jack Bauer - 24
8.) Good guys screw you, Bad guys screw you and the rest don't know how to screw you. ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Samantha Jones - Sex and the City
9.) God, there's so much emotion to navigate where family is concerned... Vicodin, anyone? ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Sarah O'Connor - Six Feet Under
10.) Hey buddy; the little guy in the boat, -- he's up here! ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Hank Moody - Californication
11.) Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. ** Guessed by catsbycat - Dean Winchester - Supernatural, 3.15 Time is on my side
12.) It's tough to go down swinging when you're locked in a box. ** Guessed by scribblecat - Lincoln Burrows - Prison Break, 2.12 The Killing Box
13.) I don't know what you think you're doing, but I'm going to have to ask my sons to order flowers from another florist if this behavior continues. ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Ruth Fisher - Six Feet Under
14.) Character 1: Sweet Mary mother of f*ck that's good.
Character 2: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there. ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Debra(1) and Dexter(2) Morgan - Dexter
15.) Character 1: I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Character 2: I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole. ** Guessed by joiletjones - Dean(1) and Sam(2) Winchester - Supernatural
So have at it! Start guessing! *g*
Guess the show they're from. Extra points if you can guess the character(s) and the episode. (Some eps I'm not sure of, but have a crack anyway!)
1.) Character 1: Kids are the best.
Character 2: Kids are the best??
Character 1: I love kids!
Character 2: Name three children you even know.
Character 1: *short pause* I'm thinking! ** Guessed by catsbycat - Dean(1) & Sam(2) Winchester - Supernatural, 1.03 Dead in the water
2.) Character 1: (Spanish)
Character 2: Suck my d*ck mother******, you understand that?
Character 1: (Spanish) ESTEBAN!
Character 2: Yeah yeah, ESTEBAN!!! ** Answer: - it was the expletive-loving Sgt Doakes(2) and Mexican Drug Dealer(1) - Dexter
3.) You keep talking like that and I'm gonna be forced to put a bullet in your head. ** Guessed by scribblecat - Paul Kellerman - Prison Break, 1.10 Sleight of hand (thanks poisonshades!)
4.) You are the worst communications director ever. If he gets elected you are going to be the first First Lady to be impeached! ** Guessed by linzi20 - Kevin Walker - Brothers & Sisters
5.) Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no-one hotter than God. ** Guessed by poisonshades - Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother
6.) I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.. ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Hank Moody - Californication
7.) You're going to tell me what I need to know! It's just a question of how much you want it to hurt... ** Answer: - It was Agent Jack Bauer - 24
8.) Good guys screw you, Bad guys screw you and the rest don't know how to screw you. ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Samantha Jones - Sex and the City
9.) God, there's so much emotion to navigate where family is concerned... Vicodin, anyone? ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Sarah O'Connor - Six Feet Under
10.) Hey buddy; the little guy in the boat, -- he's up here! ** Guessed by luellamaizie_b - Hank Moody - Californication
11.) Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. ** Guessed by catsbycat - Dean Winchester - Supernatural, 3.15 Time is on my side
12.) It's tough to go down swinging when you're locked in a box. ** Guessed by scribblecat - Lincoln Burrows - Prison Break, 2.12 The Killing Box
13.) I don't know what you think you're doing, but I'm going to have to ask my sons to order flowers from another florist if this behavior continues. ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Ruth Fisher - Six Feet Under
14.) Character 1: Sweet Mary mother of f*ck that's good.
Character 2: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there. ** Guessed by chapter_stork - Debra(1) and Dexter(2) Morgan - Dexter
15.) Character 1: I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Character 2: I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole. ** Guessed by joiletjones - Dean(1) and Sam(2) Winchester - Supernatural
So have at it! Start guessing! *g*