Cheetos, Bicycles, and Global Warming
We all know what Cheetos are, they're those puffy little orange... things. I believe they're largely composed of corn starch and compressed toxic waste. Evidence of the toxic waste can be seen by what can only be described as an orange discharge on your hands. If you're eating cheetos, or cheesy poofs, or some form of unnatural cheese snack you, and only YOU are responsible for global warming.
Well, not really. We all know that cheetos are not made on organic farms in the middle of a garden plot, they are industrially produced, and factory food is always very appetizing. It's bizarre to think that pollution is directly generated by the food we're eating, not me, I don't eat cheetos. I can only imagine the green (or orange) slime being pumped into a river from a cheeto factory.
But what about bicycles? People who ride bicycles are less responsible for global warmining than cheeto eaters. However, people ostracize those who ride their bikes, and in a small way prevent the Antarctic Ross Ice Shelf from slipping into the sea. Here's an interesting fact, if the Ross Ice Shelf breaks off it'll raise water levels by 6 meters worldwide. Ya, sucks to be us. Now's the time to visit Miami, it might not be there later.
But people who can't ride bicycles are those who eat large quantities of cheetos and are dependent on motorized vehicles to literally lug their orange bodies everywhere.
Maybe if we all rode our bikes a little more, and ate a few less cheetos the world would be a better place.
Well, not really. We all know that cheetos are not made on organic farms in the middle of a garden plot, they are industrially produced, and factory food is always very appetizing. It's bizarre to think that pollution is directly generated by the food we're eating, not me, I don't eat cheetos. I can only imagine the green (or orange) slime being pumped into a river from a cheeto factory.
But what about bicycles? People who ride bicycles are less responsible for global warmining than cheeto eaters. However, people ostracize those who ride their bikes, and in a small way prevent the Antarctic Ross Ice Shelf from slipping into the sea. Here's an interesting fact, if the Ross Ice Shelf breaks off it'll raise water levels by 6 meters worldwide. Ya, sucks to be us. Now's the time to visit Miami, it might not be there later.
But people who can't ride bicycles are those who eat large quantities of cheetos and are dependent on motorized vehicles to literally lug their orange bodies everywhere.
Maybe if we all rode our bikes a little more, and ate a few less cheetos the world would be a better place.