Not sure where I'm going with this; it just needed to come out.
Oh, I’m just feeling peckish. How about a Grand Slamwich, please.
Wait, it says here that only comes with sausage, bacon, and ham. I guess I’m going to need a side of chitlins.
Hmm, egg and mayonnaise. I… Oh, it’s two eggs? That’s eggy enough. OK, good.
Hold on, what’s with this “maple spice spread”? The cheese is quality American, but this maple stuff sounds like Canadian nonsense. Ah, I see. “Maple spice” means it’s really just flavoring and good old Iowa corn syrup. Right on.
Before you go, isn’t potato bread a little on the light side? Oh, it's fried. Well then hurry up and bring me my sandwich. I haven't eaten since Shoney's.
Wait, it says here that only comes with sausage, bacon, and ham. I guess I’m going to need a side of chitlins.
Hmm, egg and mayonnaise. I… Oh, it’s two eggs? That’s eggy enough. OK, good.
Hold on, what’s with this “maple spice spread”? The cheese is quality American, but this maple stuff sounds like Canadian nonsense. Ah, I see. “Maple spice” means it’s really just flavoring and good old Iowa corn syrup. Right on.
Before you go, isn’t potato bread a little on the light side? Oh, it's fried. Well then hurry up and bring me my sandwich. I haven't eaten since Shoney's.