A new record, folks
God...I can't believe it...
Here I was, starting to feel ready to get back into the world, getting to know people again...
And a new girl, in RECORD TIME, pulls out my heart, shows it to the crowd, and crushes it beneath her foot.
She had me going...She made me feel warm again, like I could enjoy her presence...
And what the fuck happens?!
THE BITCH LEAVES ME FOR HER FRIEND!!
No no...you know the sickening part about all this? Her friend told her I was a good guy...
Told her that I was really who I seemed to be...
One night in bed with her friend, and suddenly, all of her love and care and supposed emotions she had for me went straight to her friend.
*sighs*
I'm going to die alone at this rate...not because I don't have friends...but because one of these days, a succubus is going to finally finish off what is left of my beating heart.
Here I was, starting to feel ready to get back into the world, getting to know people again...
And a new girl, in RECORD TIME, pulls out my heart, shows it to the crowd, and crushes it beneath her foot.
She had me going...She made me feel warm again, like I could enjoy her presence...
And what the fuck happens?!
THE BITCH LEAVES ME FOR HER FRIEND!!
No no...you know the sickening part about all this? Her friend told her I was a good guy...
Told her that I was really who I seemed to be...
One night in bed with her friend, and suddenly, all of her love and care and supposed emotions she had for me went straight to her friend.
*sighs*
I'm going to die alone at this rate...not because I don't have friends...but because one of these days, a succubus is going to finally finish off what is left of my beating heart.