Top 20 Characters
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20.
Giles: All right. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
19.
Tony: You know how subatomic particles don't obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere, and bang! Energy! That's the great thing about the universe. It's unpredictable. That's why it's so much fun
18.
Taylor: So what? Yes. I have a psychological predilection to become romantically attached to men who are nice to me, due to the fact I was raised by a she-wolf of a mother who practiced emotional terrorism. Does that mean, that if by some miracle, love does come into my life, I should deny it? What kind of person would that make me?
17.
Lilly: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoaaa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one.
16.
Monica: That's my doodle of a ladybeetle with a top hat. She's fancy.
15.
Tyra: Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?
14.
H.R.G.: People are fragile. Like tea cups. All around them the world is changing but they simply don't want to deal with it. They don't want to know what is happening to us as a species.
13.
Serena: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels
12.
Spencer: What? She is not. You need to reboot you're gay-dar.
Ashley: Whatever. Don't kid yourself. It's better than your "breeder meter".
11.
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate AND hot. That's a perfect cocktail: shake well then sleep with!
10.
Sawyer: There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it.
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Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I've just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. Just not seein' the big picture here, Freckles. You really gonna let that girl suffocate 'cause you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss. Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you, I ain't greedy.
9.
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
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Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
8.
Pam: I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.
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Pam: Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.
7.
Logan: That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.
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Logan Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
6.
Effy: Sometimes I think I was born backwards... you know, come out of my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate, and the people I hate...
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Effy: Loser isn't an emotions Sid.
5.
Addison: And you must be the women that's screwing my husband.
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Addison: I want you to care. I sleep with your best friend and you walk away. He comes here from New York and rubs it in your face, and still you get a good night's sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe I should sleep with the vet, because that's what it seems to take to send you into a blind rage. But wait, that won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey!
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Addison: What am I? The go to person for adultery?
4.
Blair: Don't worry I can be a bitch enough for the both of us.
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Blair: [pretending to be a drug addict while jailbreaking Eric] Okay, I have a problem, I have a big probleeem. Starts with the capital X
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Hmmm, caffeine, nicotin, ketamin, JGP, PCP, LSD, juraidasepam? Floreaisepam? All the pams really, you know, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not.
[on the phone]
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don’t you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
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Emma: But you're perfect!
Blair: True.
3.
Haley: Damn! What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!
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Haley: Brooke I know about birth control, okay? My mom sat me down a long time ago and asked me if I was more afraid of getting Herpes or pregnant.
Brooke: And what did you say?
Haley: I said "I haven't even kissed a boy, I'm only seven"
Brooke: Your mom was progressive!
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Haley: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
2.
Jim: Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.
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Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
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Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... [Jim calculates the total on his calculator-watch] eleven dollars.
1.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
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Brennan: Had it occurred to you that God is a lot like the Grave Digger?
Booth: What?
[does a double take]
Booth: Wha-what?
Brennan: He lays down the rules, no way to question him or negotiate. Then, it's almost as though he doesn't care how it works out. Either you do as he says, make some sacrifices and are delivered, or you don't and you end up in Hell.
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Brennan: Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants.
20.
Giles: All right. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
19.
Tony: You know how subatomic particles don't obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere, and bang! Energy! That's the great thing about the universe. It's unpredictable. That's why it's so much fun
18.
Taylor: So what? Yes. I have a psychological predilection to become romantically attached to men who are nice to me, due to the fact I was raised by a she-wolf of a mother who practiced emotional terrorism. Does that mean, that if by some miracle, love does come into my life, I should deny it? What kind of person would that make me?
17.
Lilly: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoaaa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one.
16.
Monica: That's my doodle of a ladybeetle with a top hat. She's fancy.
15.
Tyra: Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?
14.
H.R.G.: People are fragile. Like tea cups. All around them the world is changing but they simply don't want to deal with it. They don't want to know what is happening to us as a species.
13.
Serena: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels
12.
Spencer: What? She is not. You need to reboot you're gay-dar.
Ashley: Whatever. Don't kid yourself. It's better than your "breeder meter".
11.
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate AND hot. That's a perfect cocktail: shake well then sleep with!
10.
Sawyer: There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it.
-----
Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I've just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. Just not seein' the big picture here, Freckles. You really gonna let that girl suffocate 'cause you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss. Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you, I ain't greedy.
9.
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
-----
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
8.
Pam: I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.
-----
Pam: Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.
7.
Logan: That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.
-----
Logan Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
6.
Effy: Sometimes I think I was born backwards... you know, come out of my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate, and the people I hate...
-----
Effy: Loser isn't an emotions Sid.
5.
Addison: And you must be the women that's screwing my husband.
-----
Addison: I want you to care. I sleep with your best friend and you walk away. He comes here from New York and rubs it in your face, and still you get a good night's sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe I should sleep with the vet, because that's what it seems to take to send you into a blind rage. But wait, that won't work either because I'm not Meredith Grey!
-----
Addison: What am I? The go to person for adultery?
4.
Blair: Don't worry I can be a bitch enough for the both of us.
-----
Blair: [pretending to be a drug addict while jailbreaking Eric] Okay, I have a problem, I have a big probleeem. Starts with the capital X
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Hmmm, caffeine, nicotin, ketamin, JGP, PCP, LSD, juraidasepam? Floreaisepam? All the pams really, you know, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not.
[on the phone]
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don’t you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
-----
Emma: But you're perfect!
Blair: True.
3.
Haley: Damn! What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!
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Haley: Brooke I know about birth control, okay? My mom sat me down a long time ago and asked me if I was more afraid of getting Herpes or pregnant.
Brooke: And what did you say?
Haley: I said "I haven't even kissed a boy, I'm only seven"
Brooke: Your mom was progressive!
-----
Haley: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
2.
Jim: Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.
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Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
-----
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... [Jim calculates the total on his calculator-watch] eleven dollars.
1.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
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Brennan: Had it occurred to you that God is a lot like the Grave Digger?
Booth: What?
[does a double take]
Booth: Wha-what?
Brennan: He lays down the rules, no way to question him or negotiate. Then, it's almost as though he doesn't care how it works out. Either you do as he says, make some sacrifices and are delivered, or you don't and you end up in Hell.
-----
Brennan: Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants.