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On the twelfth day of Christmas, shuntbumps sent to me...
Twelve riding crops drumming
Eleven ee cummings piping
Ten renaissance faires a-leaping
Nine misspellings dancing
Eight pineapples a-milking
Seven handcuffs a-swimming
Six garters a-canoodle-ing
Five gi-i-i-inger snaps
Four fiddle sticks
Three flea markets
Two road trips
...and a mindfuck in a photography.
In 2009, shuntbumps resolves to...
Pay for my riding crops on time.
Apply for a new bdsm.
Become a better mindfuck.
Give up renaissance faires.
Find a new hemp.
Learn to play the oj.