i love the way the world works

Dec 03, 2003 18:26

http://www.nyu.edu/residential.education/fyre/OTM.html

all i have to say is that i definitely agree....
our wonderful student of the month is always on task. she never misses a class, she is always in bed early, on top of everything. she even gets up at the butt crack of dawn and goes running. she is never on the phone past 2 am talking to some sketchballs and masturbating. she never gets letters from the dean about missing class too much. she doesnt eat bag after bag of popcorn...bitch about cleaning...even fucking get out of bed...freak out about everything, TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S SHIT (MY CD'S, FOOD, DILDO (joking about the last one) OR PHOTO PAPER OR COMPUTER!!!!) and prety much THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT HERSELF ALL THE TIME...

i hope she fails out...
call it jealousy if you want... but you try living with her
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