Author:
llassahFandom: RPS
Pairing: Hugh/Callum
Rating: R (some sex, nongraphic, plenty of swearing)
Word Count: 2150
Notes: This is for the lyrical prompt
Malevolent Rapture. Hugh keeps waking up naked in public. Lestat is not mine. Anne Rice is, hopefully, not going to sic her lawyers on me *cringes*. And this fic? Complete crack, complete with pervy vampire sex cults and bad french accents (and longitevitee *g*). And entirely fitting, judging by the lyrics (sorry, all death metal fans *hides under Hugh*)
To the fic!