Try some vegan Hollynog.... you freaker
Well, today was fantastic until Jared Leto came in the store. It always brings me down when some celebrity comes in the store and takes all the focus away from me. He didn't even come to the Holiday Table and try some curried cashews. We'll see if I go to see whatever overrated film he's in next...
Now, it would have been different had it been Viggo. I'd throw those cashews at someone (probably Meg) and run screaming towards him. I'd toss that vegan Hollynog aside and climb over that holiday table faster than one could say Aragorn. I'd sit on that conveyor belt and refuse every customer until he approaches my lane. I'd beg him to be an Honorary WFM TM just so I could put him in my Men of WF Calendar. I'd push pregnant ladies and their children aside just so that I could pull a Jackie and plead VIGGO PLEASE LET ME TIE SOME RIBBON AROUND YOUR NUTS as he saunters away with a tin of spiced pecans.
Watch me.
Now, it would have been different had it been Viggo. I'd throw those cashews at someone (probably Meg) and run screaming towards him. I'd toss that vegan Hollynog aside and climb over that holiday table faster than one could say Aragorn. I'd sit on that conveyor belt and refuse every customer until he approaches my lane. I'd beg him to be an Honorary WFM TM just so I could put him in my Men of WF Calendar. I'd push pregnant ladies and their children aside just so that I could pull a Jackie and plead VIGGO PLEASE LET ME TIE SOME RIBBON AROUND YOUR NUTS as he saunters away with a tin of spiced pecans.
Watch me.