I'm awake now
Another day off. I don't know how any bills are going to get paid if I keep getting all of these days off. And if I keep dragging M all around the city to see bands and drink endless martinis. But, the show was terrific last night. The absolute highlight of the evening was finally getting to meet the Man Behind the Scent- Jim Lingo. What an exciting dream come true. And what a great guy Jim Lingo was. So nice was Mr. Lingo, and so sweet he did smell (especially after performing in a jockey hat and goggles) that I purchased a copy of Neptune Cheeks, plus a T-shirt. What a night. M. Coma was floating around in ecstacy, as she should have been because the Scott Carney experience was also fantastic. But that Jim Lingo, what a guy. He handled my endless heckling with such grace. As did all the other members of Centipede E'est.
Today M and I went to the Liquor Barn. I noticed a stack of stuffed tail-looking objects. There was a velcro hook on one end. I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the hell one did with this object. M and I both were baffled. I carried it around the store with me while M piled a cart with liquor. Eventually I walked back to the stack and noticed a sticker "WILDCAT TAIL" above the stuffed things. Tis the season for utter fucking confusion...
Today M and I went to the Liquor Barn. I noticed a stack of stuffed tail-looking objects. There was a velcro hook on one end. I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the hell one did with this object. M and I both were baffled. I carried it around the store with me while M piled a cart with liquor. Eventually I walked back to the stack and noticed a sticker "WILDCAT TAIL" above the stuffed things. Tis the season for utter fucking confusion...