Current Complaints
Ok, here it is.
There are two things in my life that i am not happy about.
1. Is it true that if you dont have sex for a long time your vagina falls off? Well if it is true, then my vagina is going to fall off. and even if it doesnt fall off, i am still in a permanent state of AGITATION, ANNOYANCE and ANGER.
and,
2. My friends here dont drink enough.
There i said it.
I am a sex crazed lush.
and sometimes its ok, because i can convince them to go out, and i drink enough alcohol (which annoys the hell out of them, but thats a completely different story) to not care about how lonely and horney I am.
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH GHGHGHHAHDFJKSHDIFEHIEGO:HGIS:JSKDFL JSDSOMEBODYFUCKMENOWPLEASEJEKLHRISFDFSD guhsfjsaie.
so, if someone could please mail order a boyfriend(preferably german and NOT hungarian) for me, that would be great. or a dildo, that would be nice too. and also some drunken friends who dance on tables, and pass out in the street yelling obscenities.
THANKS.
-kelsy
There are two things in my life that i am not happy about.
1. Is it true that if you dont have sex for a long time your vagina falls off? Well if it is true, then my vagina is going to fall off. and even if it doesnt fall off, i am still in a permanent state of AGITATION, ANNOYANCE and ANGER.
and,
2. My friends here dont drink enough.
There i said it.
I am a sex crazed lush.
and sometimes its ok, because i can convince them to go out, and i drink enough alcohol (which annoys the hell out of them, but thats a completely different story) to not care about how lonely and horney I am.
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH GHGHGHHAHDFJKSHDIFEHIEGO:HGIS:JSKDFL JSDSOMEBODYFUCKMENOWPLEASEJEKLHRISFDFSD guhsfjsaie.
so, if someone could please mail order a boyfriend(preferably german and NOT hungarian) for me, that would be great. or a dildo, that would be nice too. and also some drunken friends who dance on tables, and pass out in the street yelling obscenities.
THANKS.
-kelsy