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Yeah, so I've completed neglected this shit once again.. oh well. I started writing stuff in here at least like once a day this week, but then I just got bored and closed it. But this time I'm bored before I started.. so maybe I'll actually get somethin' in here. ;) I'm so freakishly bored right now, and I'm forcing myself to watch Roseanne. Tivo decided to suggest Roseanne everyday and record it almost everytime it's on so I've got like 13 episodes to watch. But yeah the events of last Friday clearly warrant a lengthy update.. :)
I don't really remember what happened before like 6 on Friday.. but nobody really cares anyways, it wasn't funny. So like 7:00pm Stacy calls me from Nikki's cell, and says if I don't call back immediatley.. something about my scrotum being torn off, or some shit like that. As much as I was really looking forward to that I called.. and Nikki picked up and informed me that she wanted to fuck me like crazy and was coming to get me. So they get here.. Lucky is like hiding in the backseat and Stacy is covering her head with her hands, and then we drive down the street and theres Paula so Nikki beeps and keeps waving and then Lucky and Stacy almost shit themselves, 'twas sexi. Umm.., then we're driving down Cabot St. and someone tells me to yell something at someone so I think I yelled, "I want your ass" out the window. I was still just a 'lil drunk so clearly I did it to everyone we saw, and then someone else was moaning. Cool kids, huh? But yeah.. the past part. Two dudes were jogging down Sohier so everyone tells me to yell, so I scream, "I fucking want your ass," and apparently they yelled back, "well come get it," atleast thats what Stacy says... so Nikki almost has like a fucking orgasm and goes like 60 down Story so she can turn around, and she followed them, beeps and yells something else, goes down Rantoul and then does a 3point turn in the middle of the st.. not the best idea in one of the busiest streets in Beverly.. she blocks traffic for like 3 min and everyone beeps. So she finally accomplished it and then turned around, she sees the guys going up Cabot and follows them, beeps yells something else. And then SOMEONE had the brilliant idea to get one of Nikki's bras out of the trunk and writes Hey Baby! Call me (insert Matt's cell # here), turns around down Dane and then throws the bra at the two guys, and then turns around again but couldnt find them, so she makes Stacy run in the middle of the St. to retrieve it. She drove down Essex St. for like 10 min looking for the guys but couldn't find them so they threw the bra at some random dude.. so now theres a bra with my cell # somewhere in downtown Beverly.. now that's hott. So she keeps driving and eventually we end up in Beverly Farms so she makes Lucky go to Cork and Cask.. hah to get some Puckers and Vodka, and apparently Beverly Farms is too good for good alcohol so they didn't sell Vodka, and the puckers were from like 1974. So we went back to her house, and all drank a little.. clearly Matt got trashed from 3 cups of Puckers.. we chilled there for like an hour? and then left.. went to Store 24 in Peabody and then Nikki's like "Find me a Dunkin Donuts with a drive thru" that lasted for like 30 seconds as we went in a giant circle around Salem to get on Highland Ave., $30 was spent on Taco Bell.. eww. Oh shit.. I almost forgot the best part about Nikki's.. clearly Nikki kept whipping out the boobs and showing off the punani, so I whipped out the ball and tried to smack her with it, and then we both chased Stacy with them, so she tried to stab the ball with a butched knife, and then I dumped Puckers on her cooch. :) So back to Taco Bell, $30 of Food was devoured in the Contour... EWW.. and then I was thinking about how much clearly Kings Grant shouldn't have been turned into Cancer so we could go swimming and that involved me opening the car door and screaming to Stacy and Lucky, HOTEL PARTAY. We had like no money and my credit card was almost maxed out so we drove up and down Rt. 1 looking for a hotel, first place no.. then we tried going to that sexy shack place by Square 1 just so we could all say we stayed at the sexy shack motel, but they wanted $120.. fuck that. So then the Holiday Inn, no.. so finally the Carriage House, we go there.. after we called (It'll be $66) "Yeah we need a room" "$88" That was hot, so I give him my CC it gets declined, and for some reason they actually accepted to Cash, so we got it. Then Nikki dropped off Stacy and Lucky so they could get some things and then she took me to my house so I could get some stuff, because clearly the digital camera was necessary. I grabbed a bunch of beers too which nobody drank and happenend to get left on the table at the hotel.. oh well. So we go to pick them up and we're waiting on the side of the street for like 45 min, and then Lucky came out and was like just meet us at the hotel, so we leave.. Nikki gets to Rt.1 and like a car was stopped on Rt 1 and Nikki doesn't notice so I scream and almost have a Panic Attack and she gets like 3 inches from the bumper and then switches lanes, and then this is the best part.. at the light on Rt1 where you get to turn around.. it was red, and she doesn't notice this so I scream again as we get like 2" from the bumper of the same car.. :\ So we finally turn around on Rt. 1 get to the hotel without dying, and just wait.. Nikki decides that we need to take our clothes off for when they get there and just answer the door, so for some reason I agree and we take so many fucked up pictures because clearly there was nothing else to do. I keep forgetting the best parts, the second we got there for the first time everyone was fighting over the two beds, and then Stacy stunk up the whole place with her massive shit, so then I walk by the bathroom and theres this other door.. and I open it.. and uh.. there was another bedroom, I really don't get how she missed that oh well. Yeah so we got there @ 12:45 and take fucked up pics forever waiting for them to show up.. GRR. and then Nikki passes out at like 3, so bascially I'm just chillin in the bed watching fuckin Roseanne and The Fresh Prince for like ever, then they show up we're all bored. Evetually it's 7am, it takes me 45 min to convince someone to walk 30ft to Dunkin Donuts with me, and Nikki keeps screaming "I'm too fat to walk" and wants to drive there, and then freaks out when she realizes she'd have to turn around 3 times, but litterly it was less than 30ft away, so I finally convince them to come... get some yummy coffee. Chill in the room for little while, me and Nikki watched crappy tv while they fucked. Left, come home at like 10.. passed the fucked out at like noon.
I'll probally edit this shit later and add all the nekkid craziness.
Peace out slutz.
I don't really remember what happened before like 6 on Friday.. but nobody really cares anyways, it wasn't funny. So like 7:00pm Stacy calls me from Nikki's cell, and says if I don't call back immediatley.. something about my scrotum being torn off, or some shit like that. As much as I was really looking forward to that I called.. and Nikki picked up and informed me that she wanted to fuck me like crazy and was coming to get me. So they get here.. Lucky is like hiding in the backseat and Stacy is covering her head with her hands, and then we drive down the street and theres Paula so Nikki beeps and keeps waving and then Lucky and Stacy almost shit themselves, 'twas sexi. Umm.., then we're driving down Cabot St. and someone tells me to yell something at someone so I think I yelled, "I want your ass" out the window. I was still just a 'lil drunk so clearly I did it to everyone we saw, and then someone else was moaning. Cool kids, huh? But yeah.. the past part. Two dudes were jogging down Sohier so everyone tells me to yell, so I scream, "I fucking want your ass," and apparently they yelled back, "well come get it," atleast thats what Stacy says... so Nikki almost has like a fucking orgasm and goes like 60 down Story so she can turn around, and she followed them, beeps and yells something else, goes down Rantoul and then does a 3point turn in the middle of the st.. not the best idea in one of the busiest streets in Beverly.. she blocks traffic for like 3 min and everyone beeps. So she finally accomplished it and then turned around, she sees the guys going up Cabot and follows them, beeps yells something else. And then SOMEONE had the brilliant idea to get one of Nikki's bras out of the trunk and writes Hey Baby! Call me (insert Matt's cell # here), turns around down Dane and then throws the bra at the two guys, and then turns around again but couldnt find them, so she makes Stacy run in the middle of the St. to retrieve it. She drove down Essex St. for like 10 min looking for the guys but couldn't find them so they threw the bra at some random dude.. so now theres a bra with my cell # somewhere in downtown Beverly.. now that's hott. So she keeps driving and eventually we end up in Beverly Farms so she makes Lucky go to Cork and Cask.. hah to get some Puckers and Vodka, and apparently Beverly Farms is too good for good alcohol so they didn't sell Vodka, and the puckers were from like 1974. So we went back to her house, and all drank a little.. clearly Matt got trashed from 3 cups of Puckers.. we chilled there for like an hour? and then left.. went to Store 24 in Peabody and then Nikki's like "Find me a Dunkin Donuts with a drive thru" that lasted for like 30 seconds as we went in a giant circle around Salem to get on Highland Ave., $30 was spent on Taco Bell.. eww. Oh shit.. I almost forgot the best part about Nikki's.. clearly Nikki kept whipping out the boobs and showing off the punani, so I whipped out the ball and tried to smack her with it, and then we both chased Stacy with them, so she tried to stab the ball with a butched knife, and then I dumped Puckers on her cooch. :) So back to Taco Bell, $30 of Food was devoured in the Contour... EWW.. and then I was thinking about how much clearly Kings Grant shouldn't have been turned into Cancer so we could go swimming and that involved me opening the car door and screaming to Stacy and Lucky, HOTEL PARTAY. We had like no money and my credit card was almost maxed out so we drove up and down Rt. 1 looking for a hotel, first place no.. then we tried going to that sexy shack place by Square 1 just so we could all say we stayed at the sexy shack motel, but they wanted $120.. fuck that. So then the Holiday Inn, no.. so finally the Carriage House, we go there.. after we called (It'll be $66) "Yeah we need a room" "$88" That was hot, so I give him my CC it gets declined, and for some reason they actually accepted to Cash, so we got it. Then Nikki dropped off Stacy and Lucky so they could get some things and then she took me to my house so I could get some stuff, because clearly the digital camera was necessary. I grabbed a bunch of beers too which nobody drank and happenend to get left on the table at the hotel.. oh well. So we go to pick them up and we're waiting on the side of the street for like 45 min, and then Lucky came out and was like just meet us at the hotel, so we leave.. Nikki gets to Rt.1 and like a car was stopped on Rt 1 and Nikki doesn't notice so I scream and almost have a Panic Attack and she gets like 3 inches from the bumper and then switches lanes, and then this is the best part.. at the light on Rt1 where you get to turn around.. it was red, and she doesn't notice this so I scream again as we get like 2" from the bumper of the same car.. :\ So we finally turn around on Rt. 1 get to the hotel without dying, and just wait.. Nikki decides that we need to take our clothes off for when they get there and just answer the door, so for some reason I agree and we take so many fucked up pictures because clearly there was nothing else to do. I keep forgetting the best parts, the second we got there for the first time everyone was fighting over the two beds, and then Stacy stunk up the whole place with her massive shit, so then I walk by the bathroom and theres this other door.. and I open it.. and uh.. there was another bedroom, I really don't get how she missed that oh well. Yeah so we got there @ 12:45 and take fucked up pics forever waiting for them to show up.. GRR. and then Nikki passes out at like 3, so bascially I'm just chillin in the bed watching fuckin Roseanne and The Fresh Prince for like ever, then they show up we're all bored. Evetually it's 7am, it takes me 45 min to convince someone to walk 30ft to Dunkin Donuts with me, and Nikki keeps screaming "I'm too fat to walk" and wants to drive there, and then freaks out when she realizes she'd have to turn around 3 times, but litterly it was less than 30ft away, so I finally convince them to come... get some yummy coffee. Chill in the room for little while, me and Nikki watched crappy tv while they fucked. Left, come home at like 10.. passed the fucked out at like noon.
I'll probally edit this shit later and add all the nekkid craziness.
Peace out slutz.