what did you just call me?

Jun 13, 2005 18:36

8 hours of today were spent staring down foam-filled walls while writing livejournals in my head. i was so excited for my arrival home, to be greeted by my glowing internet, so i might employ these masteries of inter-kingdom and spew my tales of past months' literary dereliction all over its cyber jointed colonies. but i am burnt out, brotha.

so instead, here is a list of medical terms i wrote down while killing time at work that i think sound like intelligentsia inspired name calling:

"Viral Verruca!"
"Vulgaris Cystic Acne!" (or "Acne Vulgaris!")
"Sebaceous Cyst!"
"Oral Erthromyein!"
"Cocamide Dea!"

i would lopve to hear jenny kwan implement some of these at the next house of commons meeting. you can feel free to dispense them as you wish. i am out of my head right now.
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