A *new* survey, taken from the Joker-Crazy Forums...

May 27, 2009 16:51

I love you, you little Clown Prince. And I shall be answering this from the point of my fandom and/or my fanfic located here at rancid_rainbow's site called: Ta-da! RancidRainbow.com. Everyone should know about the phenom known as "The Joker"! Oh, and for all you chuckleheads out there, yes, it's about Heath Ledger for me as well.

Mommy introduced me to an actor in 1999 named Heath Ledger in a film called, "10 Things I Hate About You". Even Mom agreed. The man is sexy. Sooo... I've been a fan for 10+ years. And no, "The Dark Knight" (often referred to by J-girls as simply TDK) was NOT Heath's last film. He passed away during "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"!

I ask you now, "What would Joker do?" (WWJD. More, uh, lingo.) And the answer to that is that he'd post the shit outta this survey, and laugh to himself, while listening to some very good music. So that's what I'm going to do.

And. Here. We. GO! Remember, this is partially from the view of TDK, and partially from my fanfic!

1. Do you think he's a virgin? Most definately not.
2. Do you think he works out? Sex is a good work-out!
3. How often do you think he sleeps? J and "Harley Queen" sleep nude, every night
4. What's his highest level of education? In a slash fic, he goes to a junior college, but much smarter than most of the students.
5. How old is he? 30s in Nolanverse & my story.
6. Boxers or briefs? silk boxers, boxer-briefs, or NOTHIN! Woo!
7. Is he capable of crying? Yeah , he can, but doesn't do it often.
8. What's he do in his freetime? naughty sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, and breaking & enterring for fun!
9. How often does he bathe/brush his teeth? As often as "Harley Queen" tells him to. Which hardly matters...
10. Does he eat healthy (the cherry tomato was healthy and his body.. -drools-) and is he a vegetarian? (He didn't eat the shrimp...)
He eats whatever he wants, and sometimes what he eats isn't even FOOD!
11. Is he a good kisser? THE BEST!
12. Does he sleep in his clothes? No, "J" & "Harley Queen" sleep nude everynight...
13. Where does he live? We live everywhere, and anywhere...
14. Is he capable of falling in love or showing any real affection towards someone (besides the Bat.): We're in love, aren't we? Damn right!

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