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I don't know if I'll ever get over my mum saying this today...
ELAINE: "Sophie pass me my glasses case, it's the one that looks like pigskin"
ME: "Pigskin?"
ELAINE: "Foreskin!"
ME: "It looks more like foreskin than pigskin".
PAUSE
ELAINE: "Oh Sophie, I hardly think that's appropriate talk before a funeral".
ME: "YOU SAID IT!"
It's not even a funeral I'm going to! After this I threatened to set her on fire a few times unless she got out of the fucking house toute suite.
ELAINE: "Sophie pass me my glasses case, it's the one that looks like pigskin"
ME: "Pigskin?"
ELAINE: "Foreskin!"
ME: "It looks more like foreskin than pigskin".
PAUSE
ELAINE: "Oh Sophie, I hardly think that's appropriate talk before a funeral".
ME: "YOU SAID IT!"
It's not even a funeral I'm going to! After this I threatened to set her on fire a few times unless she got out of the fucking house toute suite.