JESUS FUCKING CHRIST [A WARNING]

[shortsweetsoul]

WARNING TO THE WORLD:

DO NOT READ PORN WHILE CHOPPING ONIONS.

IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LAPTOP.

FIRST INSTANCE - I DROP HALF AN ONION ON MY KEYBOARD. LAPTOP FREAKS OUT.

SECOND INSTANCE - I SLICE MY FINGER. HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

ANYWAY.

REMEMBER

Comments

[vermontypython]

THIRD INSTANCE: PORN IS SO BEAUTIFUL/HORRIFYING YOU START CRYING AND CANNOT STOP BECAUSE OF THE ONIONS

[shortsweetsoul]

THAT IS THE WORST ONE OF ALL.

[vermontypython]

SUCH A CALAMITY

I SHALL MAKE NOTE FOR THE FUTURE.

[anandrine]

I can't say I ever planned to do that, BUT I WILL KEEP YOUR WARNING IN MIND. THANK YOU!

[shortsweetsoul]

As long as my PAINFUL SACRIFICE saved some from such trauma, I am glad. :D

[thejazzter]

... Just why the fuck would you want to do that anyways? o.O You don't chop anything PERIOD while reading porn, you silly girl, you.

[shortsweetsoul]

I need to fooooocuuuus.

[the_glow_worm]

This is like the time I told my brother never to wear a brightly colored bra with a low-cut shirt. Uh, thanks? I'll keep that in mind? :D

[sequinedfairy]

OH YOU POOR BABY.

what porn?

[shortsweetsoul]

It's in my memories. SOMEWHERE.

or I'll dig it up and send it to you this weekend in a GIANT OMG-I-LOVE-YOU-I'M-SORRY-FOR-LEAVING-YOU-FOR-A-WEEK SPAM PACKAGE.

IT'S GONNA BE A BIG'UN.

[sequinedfairy]

KAT I AM EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED ABOUT THIS PROMISE OF A SPAM PACKAGE. I AM SURE IT IS THE AWESOMEST THHING EVER (OR WILL BE ONCE IT'S DONE). YOU ARE MY FAVE ♥