JESUS FUCKING CHRIST [A WARNING]
WARNING TO THE WORLD:
DO NOT READ PORN WHILE CHOPPING ONIONS.
IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LAPTOP.
FIRST INSTANCE - I DROP HALF AN ONION ON MY KEYBOARD. LAPTOP FREAKS OUT.
SECOND INSTANCE - I SLICE MY FINGER. HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
ANYWAY.
REMEMBER
DO NOT READ PORN WHILE CHOPPING ONIONS.
IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR LAPTOP.
FIRST INSTANCE - I DROP HALF AN ONION ON MY KEYBOARD. LAPTOP FREAKS OUT.
SECOND INSTANCE - I SLICE MY FINGER. HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
ANYWAY.
REMEMBER