The Stare
I have a theory. Most if not all people feel very embarressed or uncomfortable when someone is staring at them. So I decided to look into it.
I have mastered the stare. Its not just any stare. Its a stare of indifference with a tint of retardation. The stare must include the following eyes that are clearly out of focus(a daydreamlike state), A blank face (ie no reaction), A dropped jaw(teeth partially showing), Spit pooling in the mouth(A good finisher to a long stare) and a rigged frame(no movement). Here is what you have to do. 1st stare at em. Whoever, some random kid in the library, the kid sitting next you you in class, a teacher. It doesn't matter. Just make sure they will notice you staring in a timely fashion. I'll get back to that last part in a sec. There are different kind of looks, a glance - the person sees you out of corner of eye, the pause - eyes meet and quickly divert to inanimate objects ie: floor, the lock - eyes meet and a msg is sent in the exchange ie: whats wrong with you look with the eyebrows, the double take - person sees you staring looks away looks back at you again to confirm the stare then breaks contact for an inanimate object. For a stare to be successful it must last longer then two double takes. A short stare might send a daydreaming message, a slightly longer stare may appear to be weird like you are fantasing about the person, if you hold it even longer it becomes evident that you are doing it on purpose. You have been staring at them with the intent of them to notice. They know someone is staring at them, watching their every move and they become uncomfortable and awkward sometimes blushing. That is when it is okay to break when its no longer weird but funny. Its important they notice early becuause during this entire exchange the spit has been pooling in your mouth and if it overflows or you break contact early you look really weird and gross. SO PLAN ACCORDINGLY. Try it someone although you may want to practice on a friend first (w/o telling cuz that ruins it) to master the technique. Once you can do that unfaultering try on some random victims. HINT It works well when the entire class is looking in one direction, towards something and you are obviously looking a different direction and at someone.
Your mission is to make 3 people blush within 48 hrs of reading this using the above stated technique. Do it its hilarious even if only to you. Don't come off weird tho.
I have mastered the stare. Its not just any stare. Its a stare of indifference with a tint of retardation. The stare must include the following eyes that are clearly out of focus(a daydreamlike state), A blank face (ie no reaction), A dropped jaw(teeth partially showing), Spit pooling in the mouth(A good finisher to a long stare) and a rigged frame(no movement). Here is what you have to do. 1st stare at em. Whoever, some random kid in the library, the kid sitting next you you in class, a teacher. It doesn't matter. Just make sure they will notice you staring in a timely fashion. I'll get back to that last part in a sec. There are different kind of looks, a glance - the person sees you out of corner of eye, the pause - eyes meet and quickly divert to inanimate objects ie: floor, the lock - eyes meet and a msg is sent in the exchange ie: whats wrong with you look with the eyebrows, the double take - person sees you staring looks away looks back at you again to confirm the stare then breaks contact for an inanimate object. For a stare to be successful it must last longer then two double takes. A short stare might send a daydreaming message, a slightly longer stare may appear to be weird like you are fantasing about the person, if you hold it even longer it becomes evident that you are doing it on purpose. You have been staring at them with the intent of them to notice. They know someone is staring at them, watching their every move and they become uncomfortable and awkward sometimes blushing. That is when it is okay to break when its no longer weird but funny. Its important they notice early becuause during this entire exchange the spit has been pooling in your mouth and if it overflows or you break contact early you look really weird and gross. SO PLAN ACCORDINGLY. Try it someone although you may want to practice on a friend first (w/o telling cuz that ruins it) to master the technique. Once you can do that unfaultering try on some random victims. HINT It works well when the entire class is looking in one direction, towards something and you are obviously looking a different direction and at someone.
Your mission is to make 3 people blush within 48 hrs of reading this using the above stated technique. Do it its hilarious even if only to you. Don't come off weird tho.