Good thing I'm fucking quitting because they moved me over to the cubicle next to my real cubicle. At first I was like, "awww yeah, someone gave me a huge vase with huge fake roses in it!!!" but that was just the first sign that my desk had been taken over. WTF? The new location makes me feel vulnerable and I don't even know if the phone works ( Read more... )

Would it even be possible for someone like me or you to wear jam shorts now-a-days without being sucked into a vortex of irony/anti-irony sincerity (which isn't the same as sincerity)/double irony? You could wear them because you thought they were really ugly, like "ha ha look how ugly they are" or wear them insisting/pretending that you didn't ( Read more... )

Thinking of changing my name to Watsford Breakfast. I'm so tired that I don't know if that's a bad idea or if it's funny but I have a feeling no one is going to tell me anyway.

I'm going to quit my job or give my notice today. Hopefully I won't have to come back in again at all, but maybe I'll be around for another two weeks. Anyway, I don't have a computer outside of work, so basically internet Nick has a terminal illness and could go at any time.

I got a bunch of cuts & scrapes & bruises over the weekend and it made me sad that it doesn't happen every weekend. Seriously, how much fun can you be having if you don't get at least a little scraped up?

Also, the more I think about it the more I feel I should quit my job to dedicate more time to the movie Rocky.

bleh, I'm sick of bloated looking mid-westerners and the internet. I guess there IS such thing as too much of a good thing.

How often do you dream about hanging out with Danny Glover? For some reason all of my dreams lately have me hanging out with my celeb friends. They would be suitable dream sequences for a movie where I was the main character hoping to one day make it in Hollywood. I haven't even seen Danny Glover in a movie since I watched a copy of Lethal Weapon ( Read more... )

How often do you have the revelation "I need to start dressing more outlandishly"? Or adversely, how often do you have the revelation, "I need to start dressing more sensibly" (and what's up ( Read more... )

You ever notice how on the edge of subway platforms facing the tracks there's a t.v. that shows the train operator (presumably) what's happening at the other end of the platform? Well I was watching one today and saw the train approaching in it and thought, "wow, this is really neat, it reminds me of really waiting for the train" and then I ( Read more... )

Kess got this Kung Fu magazine from the 70s with the an ad from the best catalog of stuff you can send away for ( Read more... )