Shlock horror!

[shop_bitch]

I seem to drift in and out of this space much less frequently these days. Life is just so busy that I struggle just to squeeze in the most basic stuff - like eat, drink, clean teeth etc. Having said that, I still manage to find time to shop, watch an inordinate number of films and make batch after batch of biscuits (or cookies, if you are my

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[eiren]

I would like some biscuits please. The post will do :)

Oh and I only just now realised that Joaquin Phoenix is actually Leaf. Rocket fast as ever.

[anik]

You're not the only one. I had just assumed that Mr & Mrs Phoenix had had a larger passel of boy-children than I originally thought.

[eiren]

Or their hippy nonsense actually worked, and River was reincarnated into a new body.

[anik]

[in best purring innuendo voice:] Hey Phoenix, nice incarnation. Rowr.

[eiren]

Haha I can almost hear it.

[shop_bitch]

Biscuits - fresh, hot and chocolatey. There is nothing better (well, nothing that costs less than a fiver and can be sourced from Sainsburys.)

Rocket fast - pffft, who needs it when you got that brooding, beguiling intensity like you do ;)

[eiren]

My dear lady, with flattery like that... you're likely to get yourself in big trouble ;)