Pizza, the po-po and two points for every song reference you get

[shonuff2k]

So, my first day at work and everyone already loves me. I'm pretty sure I got in about two days worth of training in 6 hours and helped save their asses in the middle of a totally unexpected Tuesday evening rush. The story as it was laid out to me is I'm next in line to be her new favorite assistant and to do the responsible things that no one else

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[mouse2cat]

I don't realize how much of that actually goes on. So whenever I do hear about it I am always shocked.

The other day I was at the pool right. I am lifeguarding at a little white neighborhood pool. Let me emphasize white again. Until several black kids come into the pool area, 2 little guys who wanted to swim and some older fellows passing through. Clearly they do not belong at the pool but I am not going to make assumptions like that. They are also not breaking any pool rules. Until the neighborhood white racist asshole comes up to me and tells me that they don't belong and that I should kick them out. He tells this to me while holding a GLASS bottle of beer and smoking a cigarette. Apparently he also gets drunk at the pool regularly according to other parents. What kills me is that I have to respect this request and kick these guys out if they come back. I think I will just tell them that they need to make their guest argument more convincing and find a neighborhood kid who can really vouch for them. I am supposed to make sure they are safe I am not a freaking pool bouncer! I know this guy wouldn't have cared if they were white.

[shonuff2k]

Please tell me you pointed out the irony of his complaint. I would give him hell the next time he wandered back with a beer.