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We ordered chinese food today. I thought maybe it was a good sign that this time there were only TWO pieces of cooked carrots in my chicken & broccoli. I mean, for someone who hates cooked carrots, that's a major score! It only took me about 5 seconds to pick those two out, instead of the 5 minutes I usually spend picking them all out before I can eat. So, you know... I took this as a good thing.
Then I opened my fortune cookie. And lets face it... People don't eat fortune cookies because they're "cookies" (though, they are tasty treats indeed!), they eat them to get to the fortunes. Right? Right.
Yeah, so... My fortune said what, you ask? Well, that my friends is a very good question! What DID it say?! I suppose I will never know since the paper was cut in the wrong place and the first line of my fortune is cut completely in half.
Sandy thinks it says, "You are interested in aging caucasians". I think it says, "You are interested in higher cocoons".
Neither one is right, but at least I know my lucky numbers are apparently 30, 5, 12, 27, 8, and 34.
Then I opened my fortune cookie. And lets face it... People don't eat fortune cookies because they're "cookies" (though, they are tasty treats indeed!), they eat them to get to the fortunes. Right? Right.
Yeah, so... My fortune said what, you ask? Well, that my friends is a very good question! What DID it say?! I suppose I will never know since the paper was cut in the wrong place and the first line of my fortune is cut completely in half.
Sandy thinks it says, "You are interested in aging caucasians". I think it says, "You are interested in higher cocoons".
Neither one is right, but at least I know my lucky numbers are apparently 30, 5, 12, 27, 8, and 34.