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Let me tell you something that just irritates the shit out of me, please...
I have to drive over the Gandy Bridge every day going to and from work. The Gandy Bridge is a 55mph zone and the traffic is almost always, pretty light. Generally, I do about 65mph going over the bridge, and sometimes will even push it to 70 if I'm feeling adventureous, or I'm running late. However, I'm well aware that both sides of the Gandy are notorious spots for cops to set up speed traps. They know that people absolutely fly over that bridge (especially the dumb fucks on their crotch-rockets), and so they sit and they wait for some dumbass to help them fulfill their ticket quota for the month.
Now, here's what chaps my ass... This morning, for example, I'm in the left lane on the bridge (because I despise bridges and I'd rather stay away from the side where all of the water is) and in this case, I was doing 70, if not a hair over. Again, the speed limit is 55, so I find 70 to be more than an adequate pace to be in "the fast lane". However, I look up in my rearview mirror to see this fucking Mercedes flying up behind me, and just tagging right on my ass. This guy was so close to my rear end, I couldn't even see most of the hood of his car in my rearview mirror. So, as I'm looking back at him and wondering if he's REALLY rich and half hoping he would rear-end me, he starts waiving his arms around and making gestures at me to get out of his way. But, here is the thing... There was no one in the right hand lane!! So, um... Why don't you just get YOUR ass over to the right hand fucking lane, AND PASS ME, ASSHAT!? Like I said, I realize that the left lane is generally considered "the fast lane", but give me a fucking break. This isn't the Interstate, bitch!
The asshole continued to ride my ass and even honked at me once or twice... So, what did I do? Yep, you guessed it... My snarky fucking ass slowed the hell down to just under 60, simply to piss that prick off. The best part was, in the meantime, another car had come up in the right lane, pulled up next to me, slowed down when I did (we were coming to the end of the bridge where the speed traps are) and dickwad in the Mercedes was now officially STUCK!!
This made me laugh hysterically, and when he was finally able to get around me a little bit further down the road, and he flipped me the bird, I just pointed at him and laughed. I mean, seriously asshole... I am NOT going to do 90 over a fucking bridge, on a windy ass day, and get a ticket for reckless driving that I probably wouldn't be able to afford to pay, because YOU had too many espressos this morning. So you can just bite me, fuckface!
In other, less angry news, Marty had a mother fucking hat trick last night, yo!! In the same damn period! WOO FUCKING HOO!! He's a little itty bitty guy, but he's such a stud. Heh. And Vinny and my Ruski had goals last night, too. And man oh man, I do love me that hot ass Ruski... *mmmmwwwwrrrrr!!!* ;)
Lastly, today is helpmerondah's birthday today, so get on over to her El Jay and wish Ro the Ho a happy fucking birthday! We're taking her out to get her hammered tonight, and I'm sure much silliness will ensue. We're going to start at MacDinton's for their always fabulous, 6-8pm $10 all you can drink happy hour! Then we shall go where either the wind or the alcohol, takes us... I even promised I would put on girly clothes, heels and make-up, even! That should tell you right there, that it's going to be an event, for sure. ;)
Oh, and if anyone in Tiznampa wants to join us for the festivities, let me know! The more the merrier, I say!
I have to drive over the Gandy Bridge every day going to and from work. The Gandy Bridge is a 55mph zone and the traffic is almost always, pretty light. Generally, I do about 65mph going over the bridge, and sometimes will even push it to 70 if I'm feeling adventureous, or I'm running late. However, I'm well aware that both sides of the Gandy are notorious spots for cops to set up speed traps. They know that people absolutely fly over that bridge (especially the dumb fucks on their crotch-rockets), and so they sit and they wait for some dumbass to help them fulfill their ticket quota for the month.
Now, here's what chaps my ass... This morning, for example, I'm in the left lane on the bridge (because I despise bridges and I'd rather stay away from the side where all of the water is) and in this case, I was doing 70, if not a hair over. Again, the speed limit is 55, so I find 70 to be more than an adequate pace to be in "the fast lane". However, I look up in my rearview mirror to see this fucking Mercedes flying up behind me, and just tagging right on my ass. This guy was so close to my rear end, I couldn't even see most of the hood of his car in my rearview mirror. So, as I'm looking back at him and wondering if he's REALLY rich and half hoping he would rear-end me, he starts waiving his arms around and making gestures at me to get out of his way. But, here is the thing... There was no one in the right hand lane!! So, um... Why don't you just get YOUR ass over to the right hand fucking lane, AND PASS ME, ASSHAT!? Like I said, I realize that the left lane is generally considered "the fast lane", but give me a fucking break. This isn't the Interstate, bitch!
The asshole continued to ride my ass and even honked at me once or twice... So, what did I do? Yep, you guessed it... My snarky fucking ass slowed the hell down to just under 60, simply to piss that prick off. The best part was, in the meantime, another car had come up in the right lane, pulled up next to me, slowed down when I did (we were coming to the end of the bridge where the speed traps are) and dickwad in the Mercedes was now officially STUCK!!
This made me laugh hysterically, and when he was finally able to get around me a little bit further down the road, and he flipped me the bird, I just pointed at him and laughed. I mean, seriously asshole... I am NOT going to do 90 over a fucking bridge, on a windy ass day, and get a ticket for reckless driving that I probably wouldn't be able to afford to pay, because YOU had too many espressos this morning. So you can just bite me, fuckface!
In other, less angry news, Marty had a mother fucking hat trick last night, yo!! In the same damn period! WOO FUCKING HOO!! He's a little itty bitty guy, but he's such a stud. Heh. And Vinny and my Ruski had goals last night, too. And man oh man, I do love me that hot ass Ruski... *mmmmwwwwrrrrr!!!* ;)
Lastly, today is helpmerondah's birthday today, so get on over to her El Jay and wish Ro the Ho a happy fucking birthday! We're taking her out to get her hammered tonight, and I'm sure much silliness will ensue. We're going to start at MacDinton's for their always fabulous, 6-8pm $10 all you can drink happy hour! Then we shall go where either the wind or the alcohol, takes us... I even promised I would put on girly clothes, heels and make-up, even! That should tell you right there, that it's going to be an event, for sure. ;)
Oh, and if anyone in Tiznampa wants to join us for the festivities, let me know! The more the merrier, I say!