25th Shoe of Baileys - Action

[shoeofbaileys]

[It is too damn hot in the summer, especially for freaky fishmen. Clearly, Old Gregg needs to do something to remedy this. And do so, he shall.]

A. Old Gregg Digs a Damn Big Hole in his front lawn

[For the residents of Albright Lane, feel free to notice your neighbor at 1651 has decided to start digging an enormous hole in the front lawn. For any

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[luxuriality]

[ She stares, and though her face remains as flat as always, she's quite disgusted deep down ]

And to think I've thought I've seen it all.

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[shoeofbaileys]

You ever seen a baby eat a weiner dog?

[luxuriality]

I've never seen something that disgusting, no.

[shoeofbaileys]

Ain't seen everything then have you?

Old Gregg seen it. Yes ma'am.

That lady all shouldn't have left her weiner dog unattended.

[luxuriality]

Sadly, I have not, but I don't expect to see some things as long as I live. This being one of them.

[ she shakes her head, increasing the sarcasm ]

That poor deprived lady, to think such a tragedy would befall a pet she'd forget about before it went obese and lost its kidneys to wiener dog diabetes.

Such a cruel, and heartless world to live in.. [ said with the most line-facing lineface and horrific apathy. It's clear she doesn't give a fuck about doggies ]