25th Shoe of Baileys - Action

[shoeofbaileys]

[It is too damn hot in the summer, especially for freaky fishmen. Clearly, Old Gregg needs to do something to remedy this. And do so, he shall.]

A. Old Gregg Digs a Damn Big Hole in his front lawn

[For the residents of Albright Lane, feel free to notice your neighbor at 1651 has decided to start digging an enormous hole in the front lawn. For any

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[no_indoor_voice]

[Just stares. NICE JOB SCREWING UP THE LAWN, GREGG.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[And Gregg will just continue to merrily dig for a bit before getting up to go and get the hose.]

[no_indoor_voice]

...the hell are you doing.

[shoeofbaileys]

What's it look like stupid?

Old Gregg all makin' himself a water-hole.

[Isn't it fucking obvious?]

[no_indoor_voice]

...ah.

[starts toward the door, then stops]

Are you planning on living in that water hole?

[shoeofbaileys]

For the summer, yes sir.

All too damn hot for Old Gregg. Tried clogging the bath room, but it wasn't the same.

[no_indoor_voice]

[OMG THEY'RE FREE. ISH.]

...you do that.

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes sir. I will.

[And Gregg starts to happily fill the hole with water.]