24th Shoe of Baileys - 25% Droned - Phone/Action
[Phone 1]
Who all been messing with Gregg's memories?
Old Gregg ain't been here that long. No sir. Old Gregg know that. And fuck Fourth of July. Old Gregg don't care about that shit. Old Gregg ain't cared about that shit since that old party four years ago when that long haired motherlicker all gave Gregg tofu dogs instead of buying the real damn thing.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT!
OLD GREGG AIN'T BEEN HERE FOUR YEARS! OLD GREGG BEEN IN HIS NICE OLD HOUSE! NICE OLD HOUSE HE BEEN IN SINCE-
OLD GREGG AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
I'M OLD GREEEEEGGG!
[Action]
[If you're passing by 1651 Albright Lane today, feel free to notice as the television set gets tossed out the front window and on to the front lawn, Old Gregg running out to kick the hell out of it and occasionally just stop and stare at his surrounding, like they should mean more to him then they do.]
[Phone 2]
....So anyway all doing a Fourth of July party this year? Old Gregg all want one, long as there ain't no tofu shit.
Who all been messing with Gregg's memories?
Old Gregg ain't been here that long. No sir. Old Gregg know that. And fuck Fourth of July. Old Gregg don't care about that shit. Old Gregg ain't cared about that shit since that old party four years ago when that long haired motherlicker all gave Gregg tofu dogs instead of buying the real damn thing.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT!
OLD GREGG AIN'T BEEN HERE FOUR YEARS! OLD GREGG BEEN IN HIS NICE OLD HOUSE! NICE OLD HOUSE HE BEEN IN SINCE-
OLD GREGG AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
I'M OLD GREEEEEGGG!
[Action]
[If you're passing by 1651 Albright Lane today, feel free to notice as the television set gets tossed out the front window and on to the front lawn, Old Gregg running out to kick the hell out of it and occasionally just stop and stare at his surrounding, like they should mean more to him then they do.]
[Phone 2]
....So anyway all doing a Fourth of July party this year? Old Gregg all want one, long as there ain't no tofu shit.