18th Shoe of Baileys (Action)

[shoeofbaileys]

[Hey folks, guess who's got a new job? If you guessed Old Gregg, well hell, you guessed right. (S)He's not a babysitter no more, no sir, but a door to door cosmetic's sales(wo)man. There's a few options on how and where you can find him today.]

Option A. At Your Door

[Hey, there's some loud ass, obnoxious knocking at your door. And if you choose

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[a_crazygirl]

[Just this face.]

...Hi, Old Gregg.

[shoeofbaileys]

You know Old Gregg?

[Because, you know, he didn't just shout it right in your face.]

You want to buy all some of Gregg's merchandise?

[a_crazygirl]

[dot dot dot] I think we talked before?

It depends. Is it gonna make me look like you?

[shoeofbaileys]

Ain't nothing make you as beautiful as Old Gregg, but we can try.

[a_crazygirl]

That's more reassuring than you know! So, what've you got?

[shoeofbaileys]

[Shit, that's a good question. Old Gregg'll just take out some blush.]

Old Gregg got this.

[a_crazygirl]

You're new at this, aren't you?

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes ma'am.

You think you can give Old Gregg some tips?

[a_crazygirl]

Weeeell, if you're going to be a salema- woma- salesperson, you should at least know what you're selling. But that might take some time so you can practice that later.

[Theatre student mode: ON] Another thing you need is passion. You have to make your customer want your merchandise. Now, why should I buy this from you? Why do I need it in my life?

[shoeofbaileys]

Cause if you don't buy it, Old Gregg gonna break your spine in half.

[a_crazygirl]

[Oh.]

...That works! How much?

[shoeofbaileys]

How much you got?

[a_crazygirl]

Hey! I know, let me go check and I'll be right back.

[Oh, look, a good excuse to shut and lock the door!]