18th Shoe of Baileys (Action)
[Hey folks, guess who's got a new job? If you guessed Old Gregg, well hell, you guessed right. (S)He's not a babysitter no more, no sir, but a door to door cosmetic's sales(wo)man. There's a few options on how and where you can find him today.]
Option A. At Your Door
[Hey, there's some loud ass, obnoxious knocking at your door. And if you choose to open the door? Have a freaky, green fish man staring at you with a traveling cosmetic's tray open in front of him.]
I'M OLD GREGG!!
Option B. On the Streets
[Well, he's kind of having trouble getting people to let him into their houses, so Gregg has taken to bothering people on the street to try and get them to purchase cosmetics. He doesn't really appear to get that cosmetics are supposed to be for grown women solely, since he'll proposition anyone to try and sell them to: man or woman, child or adult, or even pet. He'll also be making outrageous claims about how the makeup can protect them from witches, or can reverse time.]
Option C. Having a Snack
[Well, Gregg's calming his ass down for the moment to have a snack.
By which I mean he's eating some of the cosmetics. Yeah. Enjoy that sight.]
Option A. At Your Door
[Hey, there's some loud ass, obnoxious knocking at your door. And if you choose to open the door? Have a freaky, green fish man staring at you with a traveling cosmetic's tray open in front of him.]
I'M OLD GREGG!!
Option B. On the Streets
[Well, he's kind of having trouble getting people to let him into their houses, so Gregg has taken to bothering people on the street to try and get them to purchase cosmetics. He doesn't really appear to get that cosmetics are supposed to be for grown women solely, since he'll proposition anyone to try and sell them to: man or woman, child or adult, or even pet. He'll also be making outrageous claims about how the makeup can protect them from witches, or can reverse time.]
Option C. Having a Snack
[Well, Gregg's calming his ass down for the moment to have a snack.
By which I mean he's eating some of the cosmetics. Yeah. Enjoy that sight.]