18th Shoe of Baileys (Action)

[shoeofbaileys]

[Hey folks, guess who's got a new job? If you guessed Old Gregg, well hell, you guessed right. (S)He's not a babysitter no more, no sir, but a door to door cosmetic's sales(wo)man. There's a few options on how and where you can find him today.]

Option A. At Your Door

[Hey, there's some loud ass, obnoxious knocking at your door. And if you choose

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A

[emperor_cowboy]

[Yeah... about that. You're just getting the door shut back in your face.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Knock knock knock, Hol.

Knock.

Knock.

Knock.

[emperor_cowboy]

[Okay, that's enough. He answers the door again.]

Whaddya want?

[shoeofbaileys]

You wanna buy some of this old make-up Old Gregg got? It'd look good on you, yes sir.

[emperor_cowboy]

[You can't be serious.]

No.

[Here. Meet the door again.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Knock knock knock motherfucker.]

[emperor_cowboy]

[Oh... FINE! He opens the door and -pretends- to look interested.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes sir. Old Gregg all knew you'd come around. Got lots of shit to show you.

[Just trying to walk into your house Hol.]

[emperor_cowboy]

[Trying to... keep you out of the house.]

How's 'bout we say ya showed me... 'nd ya leave?

[shoeofbaileys]

[Gregg just nods for a moment, yeah that'd work. He could-

Wait.]

No sir. That ain't all how this works. Gotta show you all my pretty little helpers, yes sir.

[emperor_cowboy]

Okay... first off... the lady ain't home.

Secondly... do I like the type to wear that stuff?

1/2

[shoeofbaileys]

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes?

[emperor_cowboy]

[Just have some silence. He was not expecting an answer.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Just taking out a bluish-shade of lipstick Hol.

Watch out. That's coming pretty close to your lips.]

[emperor_cowboy]

Look.

[Swatting that hand away.]

I don't wear that stuff.