So long, shame
Allison: I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT OVIE TRYING TO BE CROSBY'S FRIEND, BUT SID BEING ALL :||||| AND EXPECTING TO GET SHOVED IN A LOCKER OR GIVEN A SWIRLY
Imp: RIIIIIIIIGHT
Imp: OVIE BEING LIKE I LOVE YOU! I LOVE EVERYONE! AND SID BEING ALL :|
Allison: no boning ever, but Ovie trying SO HARD to make Sid be his friend!
Imp: yyyyyy
Imp: sid needs a friend! just look at him
Allison: god, now I really want that high school au. and like, Malkin having an insane crush on Sid and Ovie being like "We make this work. We're Russian!"
Allison: and Crosby just like RUNNING AWAY
Allison: because they are TERRIFYING
Imp: mfy
Imp: crosby doesn't know what to do with all his teenage hormones
Imp: they're the worst
Allison: god, ovie doing "Haaaaaaaaave you met Zheyna?" with an arm thrown around Crosby's shoulder and Sid trying not to turtle and desperately wanting to get away. and Geno being all awkward and tongue tied and funny looking
Imp: gangly, and not knowing what to do with his hands or feet
Imp: and ovie's like WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT! HAVE FUN!
Imp: and crosby's like :| :(
Allison: he figures he's carrie
Imp: he can't even really look at geno, because he feels weird when he does
Allison: he's just waiting for the pigs blood
Imp: srsly
Imp: well, without the cultural reference, because lol crosby
Allison: god, ovie ditching them so they're alone at a table
Allison: right
Imp: but he can TELL ovie's up to something
Imp: especially when ovie's like I THINK MY MOTHER IS CALLING! BE RIGHT BACK! and leaves
Imp: sid's like "should we make sure he's okay?" and geno's all "no, he texted me, um, he's fine," and then just kind of staring
Imp: and sidney staring at the table and trying to will his stomach to unknot
Allison: and Geno mutters something in Russian
Imp: english is hard around sidney
Imp: too many feelings
Imp: geno knows he sounds stupid, because his english gets so much worse when sidney's looking at him
Imp: or nearby. at all.
Imp: and his voice is already horrible, it still cracks sometimes despite the fact that he's 16
Allison: sid thinks geno's making fun of him or something, because he's heard him laughing and joking in english with other people
Imp: or just that geno doesn't like him, which make sense, because no one likes crosby that much
Imp: (he doesn't realize that his entire team has been known to beat up people who try to fuck with him, they just don't know how to be friends with him)
Allison: crosby starts learning a little bit of russian just so he can figure out if Geno is making fun of him
Imp: it turns out mostly when geno speaks russian around him he's just saying russian "um"s
Allison: or forgetting how to say napkin in english
Imp: oh geno
Imp: sidney doesn't understand why everyone keeps making them hang out. obviously they're not going to be friends, and it means sidney ends up frantically trying not to think about geno when he jerks off. which, why does he even have to jerk off, what is up with that. sidney doesn't want to want to have sex.
Imp: sex would be horrible. sex with geno would be even worse. he'd probably forget how to say "stop" in english when sidney did something wrong.
Allison: it'd be the worst, he shouldn't even think about it
Imp: ever. at all.
Allison: And then Ovechkin shows up at his house one saturday night and is all "We're going to party! You come. Lots of vodka, will be great."
Allison: and Sidney's just like O_O
Allison: but goes upstairs and changes and then finds himself shoved in the back seat next to Geno
Imp: who has his arm up around the backseat
Imp: his eyes widen and he almost elbows sidney in the head trying to move it
Imp: ok i have to go
Imp: this is glorious though
Imp: later
Allison: but it's really cramped so they can't actually move and then Geno's basically got his arm around crosby for the entire ride to Sasha's house. He smells good and Crosby pops an unfortunate boner that won't go away no matter how much he yells at it (in his head). he trips bolting from the car when they finally get to the party.
Imp: He doesn't even drink at the party, he just hides.
Allison: Geno does shots as Ovie hands them to him, and just stares at Crosby across the room
Imp: Oh geno
Allison: and Ovie basically shoves Geno at him. and Crosby's all "...uhhh hi."
Imp: :D
Allison: and Geno's like "Heyyyyy"
Imp: And then awkward makeouts?
Allison: and puts his hand on Sid's shoulder and Sid's all "uhhhh"
Allison: and Geno's all "You're so pretty" in russian
Imp: :DDD
Allison: and Sid's like ??? "Wait, you think I'm pretty?" because he knows that word
Allison: and Geno's all O_O because he wasn't supposed to hear that. know that. whatever
Imp: Lolol
Allison: and THEN awkward makeouts
Allison: while Ovie \o/s in the background
Imp: Excellent
Allison: THE END
Imp: Lol oh ovie
Imp: \o/
Imp: RIIIIIIIIGHT
Imp: OVIE BEING LIKE I LOVE YOU! I LOVE EVERYONE! AND SID BEING ALL :|
Allison: no boning ever, but Ovie trying SO HARD to make Sid be his friend!
Imp: yyyyyy
Imp: sid needs a friend! just look at him
Allison: god, now I really want that high school au. and like, Malkin having an insane crush on Sid and Ovie being like "We make this work. We're Russian!"
Allison: and Crosby just like RUNNING AWAY
Allison: because they are TERRIFYING
Imp: mfy
Imp: crosby doesn't know what to do with all his teenage hormones
Imp: they're the worst
Allison: god, ovie doing "Haaaaaaaaave you met Zheyna?" with an arm thrown around Crosby's shoulder and Sid trying not to turtle and desperately wanting to get away. and Geno being all awkward and tongue tied and funny looking
Imp: gangly, and not knowing what to do with his hands or feet
Imp: and ovie's like WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT! HAVE FUN!
Imp: and crosby's like :| :(
Allison: he figures he's carrie
Imp: he can't even really look at geno, because he feels weird when he does
Allison: he's just waiting for the pigs blood
Imp: srsly
Imp: well, without the cultural reference, because lol crosby
Allison: god, ovie ditching them so they're alone at a table
Allison: right
Imp: but he can TELL ovie's up to something
Imp: especially when ovie's like I THINK MY MOTHER IS CALLING! BE RIGHT BACK! and leaves
Imp: sid's like "should we make sure he's okay?" and geno's all "no, he texted me, um, he's fine," and then just kind of staring
Imp: and sidney staring at the table and trying to will his stomach to unknot
Allison: and Geno mutters something in Russian
Imp: english is hard around sidney
Imp: too many feelings
Imp: geno knows he sounds stupid, because his english gets so much worse when sidney's looking at him
Imp: or nearby. at all.
Imp: and his voice is already horrible, it still cracks sometimes despite the fact that he's 16
Allison: sid thinks geno's making fun of him or something, because he's heard him laughing and joking in english with other people
Imp: or just that geno doesn't like him, which make sense, because no one likes crosby that much
Imp: (he doesn't realize that his entire team has been known to beat up people who try to fuck with him, they just don't know how to be friends with him)
Allison: crosby starts learning a little bit of russian just so he can figure out if Geno is making fun of him
Imp: it turns out mostly when geno speaks russian around him he's just saying russian "um"s
Allison: or forgetting how to say napkin in english
Imp: oh geno
Imp: sidney doesn't understand why everyone keeps making them hang out. obviously they're not going to be friends, and it means sidney ends up frantically trying not to think about geno when he jerks off. which, why does he even have to jerk off, what is up with that. sidney doesn't want to want to have sex.
Imp: sex would be horrible. sex with geno would be even worse. he'd probably forget how to say "stop" in english when sidney did something wrong.
Allison: it'd be the worst, he shouldn't even think about it
Imp: ever. at all.
Allison: And then Ovechkin shows up at his house one saturday night and is all "We're going to party! You come. Lots of vodka, will be great."
Allison: and Sidney's just like O_O
Allison: but goes upstairs and changes and then finds himself shoved in the back seat next to Geno
Imp: who has his arm up around the backseat
Imp: his eyes widen and he almost elbows sidney in the head trying to move it
Imp: ok i have to go
Imp: this is glorious though
Imp: later
Allison: but it's really cramped so they can't actually move and then Geno's basically got his arm around crosby for the entire ride to Sasha's house. He smells good and Crosby pops an unfortunate boner that won't go away no matter how much he yells at it (in his head). he trips bolting from the car when they finally get to the party.
Imp: He doesn't even drink at the party, he just hides.
Allison: Geno does shots as Ovie hands them to him, and just stares at Crosby across the room
Imp: Oh geno
Allison: and Ovie basically shoves Geno at him. and Crosby's all "...uhhh hi."
Imp: :D
Allison: and Geno's like "Heyyyyy"
Imp: And then awkward makeouts?
Allison: and puts his hand on Sid's shoulder and Sid's all "uhhhh"
Allison: and Geno's all "You're so pretty" in russian
Imp: :DDD
Allison: and Sid's like ??? "Wait, you think I'm pretty?" because he knows that word
Allison: and Geno's all O_O because he wasn't supposed to hear that. know that. whatever
Imp: Lolol
Allison: and THEN awkward makeouts
Allison: while Ovie \o/s in the background
Imp: Excellent
Allison: THE END
Imp: Lol oh ovie
Imp: \o/