Pearl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/kneeeeees.jpgAllison: he has NO ASS
Pearl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/gerard149-1.jpgAllison: his pants are all "WHAT IS HOLDING ME UP? OH RIGHT. NOTHING."
Pearl: marie and i had a long conversation about how this is obviously a 1950s hollywood girl!gee au
Allison: all curvy and awesome
Pearl: and she is just getting off her private plane and her fans are waiting and someone is at the bottom of the stares with a bouquet of flowers
Pearl: and she's about to be whisked away to her long black car
Allison: she's got a date with famous musician Frank
Pearl: where brian is waiting with her schedule. and a SUIT. and she will be smoke a lot and be pissy and glamourous
Allison: she's been divorced twice already
Pearl: we were totally going the brian/gerard bit, i'm afraid. where they have a long term commitment but never marry
Pearl: BUT
Pearl: she is also totally bisexual
Pearl: in the way where EVERYBODY in hollywood knows it, it's totally an open secret
Pearl: and she has lots of affairs with other famous girls
Allison: ahaha, uh, the brain instantly goes to Frank/Gerard
Pearl: (POSSIBLY INCLUDING GIRL FRANK*
Allison: like, there was a gear change thing, maybe, once? but the stick broke off
Pearl: heeeeeee.
Pearl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/0030hkrb.jpgAllison: oh man
Pearl: Gerard/Frank is good too, of course! I just like the Brian-manager-lover thing. It works either way! <3
Allison: I took this to an unhappy place
Allison: like, a marilyn monroe/judy garland kind of pill dependency unhappy ending place
Pearl: awwww.
Pearl: i think she WAS fucked up, and then got better.
Allison: good
Pearl: like, in her twenties.
Allison: I hate thinking unhappy things
Pearl: now she's older -- which of course in hollywood doesn't actually mean that old, but whatever.
Pearl: she's one of the ~~established and mature~~ actresses now.
Allison: instead of a starlet
Pearl: Her earlier movies were kind of fluffy romantic comedies
Pearl: but since she got clean she's starting doing slightly more dramatic roles
Pearl: She just got her first oscar nom
Pearl: i just want to imagine gee with a long cigarette holder.
Allison: brb photoshopping the B@T's cover
Pearl: <3
Allison: find me a frontal picture with big ol glasses
Allison: or wait, no
Allison: no sunglasses
Pearl: *waits*
Pearl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/gerard137-2.jpgPearl: she has, like, SIX tiny dogs like that.
Pearl: she carries them around in her handbag like ryan ross.
Allison: this is creeeeepy
Allison: like, the picture I chose
Pearl:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/gerard98.jpgPearl: That's her meeting fans "ladylike crossed legs and delicate hand" pose.
Pearl: UGH in this world bert was totally an actor tooooooooo. and they used to party together and star in films together and there were all sorts of rumors about them and then it went bad. :(
Allison:
http://pics.livejournal.com/shoemaster/pic/001azfe1Pearl: ahahahahahaha
Pearl: poor jaundiced baby!
Allison: I know rite
Allison: but I had to do something to make him blend a little better
Pearl: <3<3<3 you are an ARTIST.
Pearl: it is almost as good as geezilla. (
http://pics.livejournal.com/shoemaster/pic/0010cds3)
Allison: I love geezilla
Pearl: (i was seriously just thinking the other day about geezilla and how it was the best thing ever,)
Allison: his happy little face!
Allison: YAY I AM CRUSHING TOKYO! YAAAAAAAAY
Pearl: ALL HIS DREAMS COMING TRUUUUUUUUE
things that are telling about this conversation: my otp and "I hate thinking unhappy things". all of that artistry wore me out. going to bed now so I can go shopping with
etben in the morning. Uhm. bb, what time did we say again? and the rack, right?