Art is the devil's playboy.
So the past weekend has been a solilquie of wacky weather ( you bastard better not look up soliquie to make sure i spelt it right and used it properly). Saturday i was working, and as my eyes gazed outside i noticed a fimilar friend approach, Snow. No i thought, this can't be real, someones palying a trick on me. As i went outside i felt it. Legit snow. I don't remember taking any mescaline.... What the hell is going on here. It kept on melting on the ground but the persistant bastard kept on coming. By that Sunday i finally figured it out. I believe something along the lines of God got mad at Zues, so Zues responded by tottally blowing his load on Michigan. I hope none of you ate it, i mean i just played it in. I took picutres and so thats where this update arrises from.
My dearest friend who i will not disclose at this moment in time was rather obdurate about playing in the snow. So i told her to come over. We tried to sled but to no avail. After i had a feel for the snow, i realized it was snow packing bliss.We decided to build a snowman army. The intentions was to build the 3rd Riech. When i ran out of snow, i cried for at least 3 hours, and ended up with these God among men.
The First man to build to quite a time. I hired 3 ancient eygpytian buildiers to assemble it for me. You can tell but its actully 27 feet tall and made entirely from ice the south pole. I believe his name was along the lines of Bruno. I made love to him twice.
While i was working on my magnum opus, kristin(oops) decided to work on a pathetic piece of snow. Child in appearance, he knew who his master was. He Hield me most approperatly.
I deicded to build Him. A realistic homage to humankind. His name was uncle ted. He lost most of his lower half in 'nam. The poor guy has to f'n roll everywhere he goes! Poor guy...
The expression on his face says it all. I felt bad for the poor guy, so i got him what he craves most. A Vietnamese prostitute. I let the two of them get very comfortable.
So that was fun and everything. I was Expecting my army to live forever. However after one day of supreme rule, they seemed to be too good for earth. When i returned home, the only remnants i could find of my God's was.....
Thats it for this week. See ya next time when we discover the time portal of Xandar.