ZOMG! Twilight tonight! I'm actually sort of pumped for it, despite the fact that I like Twilight less and less every day. Oh well! There may be opportune moments for yelling at fan girls, haha. At least in my head. I'm not brave enough to actually yell at someone.

nycteris_m is making my friend and me get to the cinemas an hour early to make sure we get good ( Read more... )

Title: [Untitled].
Characters: Edward, Bella.
Summary: "What have you done?" she asked me softly. "What have you done?" The unthinkable happens; Edward turns to Bella.
Rating: PG-13. Fairly heavy stuff.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns these characters. I do not.
Author's Note: This could be a prologue for a longer fic, if I get my act together and ( Read more... )

Surprise! We didn't die. It was all rather anti-climactic. However, I was having blood extracted from me at the time, so I wasn't really paying much attention. But now I hear that it wouldn't have ended today anyway, because they're spinning it one way for like a week, then the other way, and then they'll try to make them collide. And then someone ( Read more... )

Aren't they fun? The whole concept amuses me. And they really do happen to me.

I was at school talking to a girl who does VCAL. VCAL is like VCE (which is mainstream years 11 and 12), except a lot more hands on. Stereotypically, it's for people who aren't 'smart'; that is, academically gifted. They can do things that I sure can't. Anyway, I was ( Read more... )

Dear Anyone on My F'list Who Generally Ignores the 'Spotlight's (which is probably a lot of people, including myself),
    I was scrolling past the Spotlights when the magic words 'parody' and 'Twilight' appeared on the page in the same sentence, to which I immediately thought, 'I'm there!'.

Seriously, go check this LJ out. It is freaking hilarious. ( Read more... )

I'm a bit sceptical of the Harry/Ginny-ness that's gonna be going on in Half-Blood Prince. I mean, they've paid Ginny little to no attention for the past three movies. She is practically character-less. But then, I s'pose people get together in the length of a movie all the time, so maybe it'll be alright.

Also, I started my Spring shopping the ( Read more... )

Oh. Gad.

I just watched some video from Comic-Con about Twilight, and the fan girls made me physically queasy. I'm not even joking. They are out of control. Can't they see themselves? The whole fandom would be so much better if the screaming fan girls would learn how to like something without being fan girly. Or at least just shut up.

If I ever meet ( Read more... )

Title: Burning Up
Characters: Bella and Edward
Rating: G
Summary: I felt unbelievably wretched. My throat burned. I was practically doubled up with nausea.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. They belong to Stephenie Meyer.

I felt unbelievably wretched. My throat burned. I was practically doubled up with nausea. The cold tiles were raising ( Read more... )

We finally have a Twilight poster up at work. I stared at it as I walked past it. It's the one with RPattz shouting, "Hello, see this stance and the look on my face? This means I'm a vampire!" and KStew going, "I'm a normal teenage girl. Love me!".

Now that I've had the chance to actually look at it up close (as opposed to just on the computer), I ( Read more... )

I had a dream about marrying Edward Cullen. How fan girly is that?!

It was rather cute, all up. I think I was like, half Bella, half me, but I can't be sure. Anyway, for some reason, I had to get dressed at the church in the auditorium, where everyone was waiting. I caught a glimpse of Edward while we were there, and it was Robert Pattinson's Edward ( Read more... )