The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Part V

Apr 20, 2010 18:43

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Scrapgrace aramuin April 21 2010, 02:30:33 UTC
Three days. Three blasted, cursed days.

Even as Watson paces across the bare and scuffed boards of what was once his old room, he can hear Holmes accepting the congratulations of Scotland Yard as he cleans away the stage paint that had so thoroughly terrified the Doctor when at last he was summoned. He is not annoyed. He is not exasperated. He is not vexed. He is bloody furious.

Holmes sees Morton to the door, his mewling wreck of a prisoner before him and turns to Watson with a proud smile. "Neatly done, I fancy."

"Oh?" Watson allows that terse query to escape his tight clenched teeth.

"Nasty business," Holmes says, euphoria of the moment receding rapidly. "Poor Victor Smith but while we were not in time to prevent his murder, we can - I fancy - pride ourselves on avenging it. Culverton Smith will soon adorn a gallows and quite right too."

Watson sets his cane on the table with a precise click and starts to strip off his gloves. Holmes turns from the stack of papers he is rifling through to frown at him.

"You are being very quiet, old chap. Not sickening for anything, I trust?"

"You lied to me." Watson is surprised by how even and collected is his tone and Holmes blinks stupidly at him.

"Misdirected you, my dear doctor, I assure you that my opinion of your medical prowess is, if anything, more complete than I suggested to Morton during our little climax."

"You. Lied. To. Me." Watson grates, slapping his gloves down and turning blazing blue eyes to transfix Holmes. The great detective flounders, mouth agape as Watson sends his latest chemical experiment crashing to the ground in a cacophony of shattered glass and hissing gas. "You brought me here. Me! To be an audience to this...this juvenile display of mummery and conjuring tricks. You locked me in your room and you played the dying invalid for every second of it."

Holmes is still staring as Watson seethes, striding across the room with his limp an angry punctuation to his stride. "Don't try to feed me that balderdash about needing me. There are a hundred doctors in London with greater credibility when it comes to your health! I practically begged Culverton Smith to come and still, he thought it was a trap!"

"My dear-"

"Be SILENT!" Watson roars. "This-this pantomime was a hellishly cruel trick to play, Holmes and well you know it! You had a thousand proofs on Culverton Smith, a hundred leads at least or you never would have staged this travesty! This game of yours was bait, Holmes. Bait in the basest possible sense and we both know that!"

The echoes of his last words echo in the empty room and Watson sighs, taking up his gloves and his cane and limping slowly towards the door. He pauses as he picks up his hat. "I told you when I married Mary, Holmes, that I was and would always be your friend. I have never refused you any assistance when you required of me, I have come whenever you called and I have done everything you asked of me-"

"Not everything." Holmes says immediately.

"-everything but break my marriage." Watson continues, then sighs. "Is it really so much to ask that you trust me? Is this endless vicious testing and demanding really all I can expect from our future endeavours?"

Holmes is silent and Watson sets his hat on his head and opens the door. "I deserve better than that, Holmes. We both do."

There is no reply. He closes the door gently behind him and tips his hat to Mrs Hudson as he leaves.

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Re: Scrapgrace aramuin April 21 2010, 11:43:09 UTC
**anon-fail**

This didn't turn out quite the way I planned.

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Re: Scrapgrace aramuin April 21 2010, 20:05:07 UTC
My apologies, corrected.

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Re: Scrapgrace dealliasnape April 21 2010, 04:10:29 UTC
O.O

Ouch. Nicely done ouch, but an ouch, none the less.

TAKE THE KNIFE IN MY HEART AND TWIST IT MORE, WHY DON'T YOU?

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Re: Scrapgrace aramuin April 21 2010, 11:52:59 UTC
Honestly, Movie!Watson struck me as being defensive about being taken for granted and this kinda spun off from there.

Glad you liked?

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Re: Scrapgrace dealliasnape April 21 2010, 21:32:03 UTC
I did like. I'm just incoherent when flailing somewhere between angst and joy. >not writer

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Re: Scrapgrace ext_174731 April 21 2010, 11:40:17 UTC
O___o.

IDE.. Fuck. I think you killed me.

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Re: Scrapgrace lolryne April 21 2010, 11:47:21 UTC
Oh God. *speechless*

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Re: Scrapgrace vinylsigns April 21 2010, 14:18:34 UTC
*standing ovation*

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Re: Scrapgrace ingridmatthews April 21 2010, 18:09:53 UTC
*sniffle*

But appropriate. Holmes deserved a good crack for that one.

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Re: Scrapgrace buriedbooks April 21 2010, 21:48:20 UTC
I am torn between wibbling and cheering Watson on.
I'll settle for AWESOME for now. I can definitely see movie!Watson react like this, and oh Holmes.

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Re: Scrapgrace ewanspotter April 22 2010, 05:24:11 UTC
This is amazing.

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Re: Scrapgrace cosmic April 24 2010, 16:53:59 UTC
Oh my. This is heartbreaking and omg so great, because this. Yes.

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Re: Scrapgrace bugeyedmonster October 22 2010, 04:49:49 UTC
Wow. Yes, Holmes so deserved a smack for that. Loved this.

Now how does Holmes make it up to Watson?

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