The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Part V

[taleya]

Welp, people have voted...

HERE IS THE NEW HOME FOR PART V VERSION 2.0 OF THE SHERLOCK HOLMES KINK MEME!

HOWEVER

A couple of things have changed.

YE OLDE MEMEWe quite like the old meme. We very much encourage it to stay right there in all its glory and urge you go over there and read the totally brilliant and batshit fics therein. However, it'

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LET'S DO THIS.

[anonymous]

Okay, this works.
Holmes/Watson: They get arrested and fuck in front of all the prison guards, who cheer Watson on and generally say really dirty things.
I want raunchy, dirty, filthy sex, Holmes on the bottom.
GO.

Re: LET'S DO THIS.

[anonymous]

YES

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[feriowind]

Umm, YES. THIRDED!!!

I need angst and h/c in my life guys~ ♥

[lolryne]

(I love this meme already :D Go go go. I hope I didn't misunderstand anything and that we CAN post new prompts here @@)

Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson

I totally love Watson being both with Mary and Holmes, but I'd like him to choose Holmes if he had to (like, oh God, I only have 5seconds to decide between them because they're both going to die if I do nothing, and then REFLEX, HE PROTECTS HOLMES), but then I'd like him to mourn a lot about Mary because he failed her, he let her wife die AND THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE, WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE? MARY DESERVED BETTER. And Holmes being all :( and guilty and not understanding why Watson protected him, and yeah it's cool to be alive and to know that Watson still loves him, but Watson is sad and Watson being sad is not cool at all. And then a lot of hurt/comfort issues, !confused Holmes and awkward!situations (with maybe a very awkward attempt to have sex together? :D), and angst and fluff and cuteness, because THEY ARE TOGETHER ANYWAY AND SO LIFE WILL BE OKAY EVENTUALLY!! Yes I like happy ends with

Re: I need angst and h/c in my life guys~ ♥

[lolryne]

IT WOULD MAKE ME VERY HAPPY IF YOU FELT INSPIRED FOR THIS ONE!! BECAUSE I'M THINKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYS NOW, AND I'M REALLY LONGING FOR IT!!! :DDD ANGST IS LOVE, RIGHT?!!

[anonymous]

Can we post prompts from the other meme? Because I'd really like to see that Silence of Lestrade one where Lestrade skins Holmes and wears in a weird buffalo-bill type thing

[wheres_walnut]

I can't wait to see who DOES write that.

[anonymous]

Sherlock. Watson.

Trapped in some sort of blizzard. Cliche bodyheat sharing leads to sexyfuntimes FTW.

Bonus points if it was all a plot by one of them to do the dirty with the other.

FILL: A Measure of Warmth (1/2)

[ingridmatthews]

They're outside, running through moors that are covered in near knee-deep snow when the unthinkable happens. Not only does Sherlock Holmes lose the suspect

FILL: A Measure of Warmth (2/2)

[ingridmatthews]

They both sink down into it with a grateful sigh and Holmes leans his head back against Watson's shoulder, smiling. "All I need now is a pipe."

"So you can set us on fire, as is your wont," Watson replies dryly, nudging Holmes' forehead with his chin.

He hesitates a heartbeat before wrapping his arms around Holmes' chest who responds by wriggling into the embrace like a particularly pleased cat. The man is practically purring and Watson presses his lips together with frustration as the warmth starts pooling in places that are not appropriate, especially as the evidence is pressing against Holmes right there and god

Re: FILL: A Measure of Warmth (2/2)

[tabby_stardust]

Oh, that tricksy Holmes! :D

Love this!

Because I still want this.

[wheres_walnut]

Unable to stop his friend's deadly addiction to cocaine, the doctor began to pay criminals to commit small, puzzling crimes, with the hope of keeping him distracted. But it had to be done carefully.

He chose "Moriarty" as his alias in the underworld.

Re: Because I still want this.

[lolryne]

I second that so hard.

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[dire_redux]

THIS IS THE BEST PROMPT EVER.

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[gracefulfool]

I CONCUR.