phone rings. pick up.
grandma: hey, big girl, how are you?
me: hi grandma, i'm fine
grandma: i saw you were sick lately, having stomach a stomach cold? vomiting?
me: oh, no, just a cough and runny nose
grandma: oh good, i thought you were going to say i should be expecting a great granddaughter
me: hahaha, i uh, thought those were some odd symptoms for a
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