Tightly Puckered Anus
I think that is my new favorite phrase. Not because of any sexual fetish or anything like that. Say it, it just kinda rolls off the tongue. "Tightly puckered anus" rolls off the tongue. That's my new favorite phrase: "Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue." How awesome is that? I just changed my favorite phrase twice in, like, two seconds. One might ask,"What was your favorite phrase before that?" I think that my favorite phrase before "tightly puckered anus" was probably "Polly wants a cracker" or maybe "Did I just say that" or something akin to those. But now I've seen the light and snuffed it out like Nirvana. No, not like the band silly, like the actual thing. Note:"Tightly puckered anus is Nirvana" is a candidate for new favorite phrase.
Attraction is a weird thing. Another strange thing is when people say things that are important to them. these two things are connected. Take for instance the first two sentence of this paragraph. I'm attracted to strange connections. I feel that strange connections are important. I also think that themes are important strange things. Looking at the theme of this paragraph I am actually discussing my discussion. I think that's cool, much like "Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue."
I used to be something of a perfectionist, but that doesn't interest me anymore. Interesting error is the way to go. Fa sho dawg. Why would I be interested in my attraction to strange error ans still try to talk about beauty? Why would someone subject oneself to something like saying "Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue?"
At that point I asked the potential reader a question. I like doing that because it feels like I'm involving you in the discussion. It feels like I am actually talking to you. Kind of like when we post something and then there is a reply and then we reply back. I think that I've lost your interest if I ever had it. That's the problem with attempting to discuss things with your reader. The conversation becomes stagnant real quick. Now I shall stop talking with you and instead talk to you.
Here is the part where you change your life. You go out into the world and you say out loud,"Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue," and and then you say,"Did I just say that out loud?" Then you wonder about why you thought what I said was interesting enough for you to have just done what you did to the world. Look around yourself after this and wonder who is attracted to you and who isn't attracted to you because of what you just did. Now, and only now can you get at the connections that will never lead you to Nirvana, but only those that follow the path will get there.
Attraction is a weird thing. Another strange thing is when people say things that are important to them. these two things are connected. Take for instance the first two sentence of this paragraph. I'm attracted to strange connections. I feel that strange connections are important. I also think that themes are important strange things. Looking at the theme of this paragraph I am actually discussing my discussion. I think that's cool, much like "Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue."
I used to be something of a perfectionist, but that doesn't interest me anymore. Interesting error is the way to go. Fa sho dawg. Why would I be interested in my attraction to strange error ans still try to talk about beauty? Why would someone subject oneself to something like saying "Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue?"
At that point I asked the potential reader a question. I like doing that because it feels like I'm involving you in the discussion. It feels like I am actually talking to you. Kind of like when we post something and then there is a reply and then we reply back. I think that I've lost your interest if I ever had it. That's the problem with attempting to discuss things with your reader. The conversation becomes stagnant real quick. Now I shall stop talking with you and instead talk to you.
Here is the part where you change your life. You go out into the world and you say out loud,"Tightly puckered anus rolls off the tongue," and and then you say,"Did I just say that out loud?" Then you wonder about why you thought what I said was interesting enough for you to have just done what you did to the world. Look around yourself after this and wonder who is attracted to you and who isn't attracted to you because of what you just did. Now, and only now can you get at the connections that will never lead you to Nirvana, but only those that follow the path will get there.