( Victoire Weasley is going to try dating girls next. )

( Shitbox would like to wish Mr. Harry Potter a Very Happy Birthday. )

108 109 WATCHERS. We have no idea what we did to deserve this BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH. Anyway, today we have fic AND shitty art! EXCITEMENT ABOUNDS.

( Albus picked up one of the pumpkin pasties and held it in the air. 'This is Jocelyn. My wife.' [Albus and Scorpius meet on the Hogwarts Express.] )

Hi guys! We're all really stupidly excited at how many people are watching this. Sorry about the fact that we poop over chronology; that'll work itself out.

( Albus' baby blues. )

( THREE WHOLE PICTURES AND SOME PROSE THAT IS NOT IN CAPSLOCK CAN YOU IMAGINE )

ONE WEEK AGO:
James decided he needed a cold shower. Not thinking about Teddy naked (compared to thinking about his Transfiguration NEWT notes) was proving to be really difficult. Where was Teddy, anyway?

( LJ CUT OH RIGHT YEAH WE NEED THOSE PS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OMG!!! )