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[shit_stings]

Creative Ways to Kill A Motherfucker
- Tie him down and amputate limbs
- Keep him on a dog chain in the middle of the desert
- Drop him out of a helicopter
- Shoot up a wedding
- Feed him to something
- Bury him alive
- Forceful overdose

Preferred Qualities in a Woman- Not a retarded cunt

Comments

[venomouselle]

It's funny that you think that any woman looking will read this.

[shit_stings]

You grow a dick, Elle? That why you're here?

[venomouselle]

I said any woman looking. I'm not looking. And if I was? Psh, not in your direction.

[shit_stings]

Ah. I figured you meant reading this piece of shit Network garbage. My bad, sweet-cheeks.

Does beg a question, though...

[venomouselle]

A question, maybe. An answer though? I don't think so.

[shit_stings]

Aw... Shucks.

[venomouselle]

I know your heart is just so broken.

[shit_stings]

I am absolutely devastated. You wouldn't believe.

[venomouselle]

Crying in your beer probably.

[shit_stings]

Gives it a little something extra.

[venomouselle]

Tastes more of chicken shit.

No takers. Aw. Poor you.

[shit_stings]

I'm a fuckin' zombie, Elle. I ain't expecting a lot. Today said, "Write a fuckin' list." I did.

[venomouselle]

It's great to see that you're being honest with yourself.

[shit_stings]

I'm sure you're thrilled.

[venomouselle]

Amused, but not thrilled. There are more thrilling things.

[shit_stings]

You ain't in a list mood too, are you? Gonna' give it to me?