why is this woman leaving me for africa?
Netsirk123: i went to a bridal show today with my sister
XviciouscabaretX: oh how was that?
Netsirk123: and i wore an "I'm the bride!" sticker
Netsirk123: so people were congratulating me all day
Netsirk123: and i put on a veil and held a bouquet and got to eat lots of cake and get free things
Netsirk123: my finance is "Matt Bauer"
Netsirk123: which is actual my mom's maiden name
Netsirk123: my sister called me an "incestual slut"
XviciouscabaretX: i love you so hard