You ~don't~ want politics and the Internet colliding.

[shirozora]

shirozora: Oh lord this is terrible (not really) - I read "Boehner" and I automatically (mentally) pronounce it "Boner" not "Baynor".
fofomazuzu: @shirozora Everyone pronounces it "Boner".
shirozora: @fofomazuzu He's a weepy orange erection, :D *scrubs brain*

Our new House Speaker is an Oompa Loompa weepingcock. Fml.