*yawns*
anyone come across this........ this thing?
SmarterChild: Hi androginousbgsm, I'm SmarterChild!
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
androginousbgsm: go ahead
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you androginousbgsm, type "none.")
androginousbgsm: shirley
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Shirley now.
Do you go to school?
androginousbgsm: not for years now
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
androginousbgsm: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
androginousbgsm: music
SmarterChild: Music, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
androginousbgsm: kissing
SmarterChild: Kissing? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
androginousbgsm: sex
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
androginousbgsm: reading
SmarterChild: Kissing and reading. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
androginousbgsm: dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
androginousbgsm: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
androginousbgsm: duke
SmarterChild: Duke the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
androginousbgsm: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
What would you like to do?
androginousbgsm: talk to you
SmarterChild: OK...
What would you like to chat about?
androginousbgsm: what would YOU like to chat about?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...
Do you want to have some fun?
androginousbgsm: yeah ok then
SmarterChild: K.
androginousbgsm: any suggestions then?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
androginousbgsm: i have no idea, thats why i asked you
SmarterChild: You have no idea thats why you asked me, huh?
androginousbgsm: god you sound like a three year old
SmarterChild: God I sound like a three year old?
androginousbgsm: stop repeating every friggin thing i say
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
androginousbgsm: any ideas yet?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm just not sure...
androginousbgsm: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
androginousbgsm: i asked first
SmarterChild: That a fact?
androginousbgsm: it is
SmarterChild: It is, huh? Well I'll be.
androginousbgsm: you'll be what?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
androginousbgsm: i think......... you should....... go to a silverchair concert
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
androginousbgsm: no i am not kidding
SmarterChild: Oh no?
androginousbgsm: wtf? if your program screwed or something?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
androginousbgsm: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
androginousbgsm: i bet it is because you are embarrassed because your program sucks
SmarterChild: Bet it is because me are embarrassed because my program sucks? Ha! How's that going?
androginousbgsm: pretty well. i reckon im right
SmarterChild: Whoa!
androginousbgsm: *shrugs* well you're not proving me wrong.........
SmarterChild: Shrugs well I am not proving you wrong. Well that's interesting.
androginousbgsm: it is. it means im right
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
androginousbgsm: i dont think i will
SmarterChild: Oh.
androginousbgsm: give me one good reason why i should
SmarterChild: Give you one good reason why you should? I'll, um... take that under consideration.
androginousbgsm: why did you change the topic
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
androginousbgsm: what? well i wont tell anyone about you then. because i wanted to
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
What are your feelings about that?
androginousbgsm: i just told you
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You just told me?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
androginousbgsm: *nods*
SmarterChild: Nods? What do you mean by that?
androginousbgsm: im agreeing with you
SmarterChild: Is agreeing with me fun?
androginousbgsm: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
androginousbgsm: because youre a smartass
SmarterChild: What are you calling me?
androginousbgsm: a smartass
SmarterChild: Oh! A smartass!
androginousbgsm: correct. as in you are one.
SmarterChild: I see...
androginousbgsm: lucky you
SmarterChild: Lucky me? Why did you say that?
androginousbgsm: because you can see what a smartass you are
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to see what a smartass I am?
androginousbgsm: actually i would, because then hopefully you can see how cool it isnt
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
androginousbgsm: i know. you should try it soemtime
SmarterChild: Is that right?
androginousbgsm: of course it is. how DARE you question me?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
androginousbgsm: you know im right
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know about instant messaging. What do you have to say about instant messaging?
androginousbgsm: its fun if you're cybering with someone
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say instant messaging is fun if I am cybering with someone.
androginousbgsm: because then i dont have to wait forever for sexy emails to come through
SmarterChild: Because then you don't have to wait forever for sexy emails to come through? Is that why?
androginousbgsm: that is exactly why
SmarterChild: That is exactly why, huh?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
androginousbgsm: you bore me
SmarterChild: I bore you? Me? You think?
androginousbgsm: i KNOW
SmarterChild: That's good.
androginousbgsm: good. as in
SmarterChild: For real?
androginousbgsm: no, as in GOODBYE
SmarterChild: Oh no?
androginousbgsm: bugger off
SmarterChild: You want me to bugger off?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
androginousbgsm: good
SmarterChild: Good, then!
androginousbgsm: GOODBYE
SmarterChild: See ya later!
androginousbgsm: NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
SmarterChild: No? Not if you see me first?
haha, amazing what no sleep and er........ more no sleep will do to you. and now im off to bed again, becaus ethats where Raine is
-- yes, you can breathe a sigh of relief, had a few problems working the cut, apologies to everyone i pissed off, it wasnt intentional
SmarterChild: Hi androginousbgsm, I'm SmarterChild!
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
androginousbgsm: go ahead
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you androginousbgsm, type "none.")
androginousbgsm: shirley
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Shirley now.
Do you go to school?
androginousbgsm: not for years now
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
androginousbgsm: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
androginousbgsm: music
SmarterChild: Music, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
androginousbgsm: kissing
SmarterChild: Kissing? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
androginousbgsm: sex
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
androginousbgsm: reading
SmarterChild: Kissing and reading. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
androginousbgsm: dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
androginousbgsm: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
androginousbgsm: duke
SmarterChild: Duke the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
androginousbgsm: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
What would you like to do?
androginousbgsm: talk to you
SmarterChild: OK...
What would you like to chat about?
androginousbgsm: what would YOU like to chat about?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...
Do you want to have some fun?
androginousbgsm: yeah ok then
SmarterChild: K.
androginousbgsm: any suggestions then?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
androginousbgsm: i have no idea, thats why i asked you
SmarterChild: You have no idea thats why you asked me, huh?
androginousbgsm: god you sound like a three year old
SmarterChild: God I sound like a three year old?
androginousbgsm: stop repeating every friggin thing i say
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
androginousbgsm: any ideas yet?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm just not sure...
androginousbgsm: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
androginousbgsm: i asked first
SmarterChild: That a fact?
androginousbgsm: it is
SmarterChild: It is, huh? Well I'll be.
androginousbgsm: you'll be what?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
androginousbgsm: i think......... you should....... go to a silverchair concert
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
androginousbgsm: no i am not kidding
SmarterChild: Oh no?
androginousbgsm: wtf? if your program screwed or something?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
androginousbgsm: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not? You tell me.
androginousbgsm: i bet it is because you are embarrassed because your program sucks
SmarterChild: Bet it is because me are embarrassed because my program sucks? Ha! How's that going?
androginousbgsm: pretty well. i reckon im right
SmarterChild: Whoa!
androginousbgsm: *shrugs* well you're not proving me wrong.........
SmarterChild: Shrugs well I am not proving you wrong. Well that's interesting.
androginousbgsm: it is. it means im right
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
androginousbgsm: i dont think i will
SmarterChild: Oh.
androginousbgsm: give me one good reason why i should
SmarterChild: Give you one good reason why you should? I'll, um... take that under consideration.
androginousbgsm: why did you change the topic
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
androginousbgsm: what? well i wont tell anyone about you then. because i wanted to
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
What are your feelings about that?
androginousbgsm: i just told you
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You just told me?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
androginousbgsm: *nods*
SmarterChild: Nods? What do you mean by that?
androginousbgsm: im agreeing with you
SmarterChild: Is agreeing with me fun?
androginousbgsm: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
androginousbgsm: because youre a smartass
SmarterChild: What are you calling me?
androginousbgsm: a smartass
SmarterChild: Oh! A smartass!
androginousbgsm: correct. as in you are one.
SmarterChild: I see...
androginousbgsm: lucky you
SmarterChild: Lucky me? Why did you say that?
androginousbgsm: because you can see what a smartass you are
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to see what a smartass I am?
androginousbgsm: actually i would, because then hopefully you can see how cool it isnt
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
androginousbgsm: i know. you should try it soemtime
SmarterChild: Is that right?
androginousbgsm: of course it is. how DARE you question me?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
androginousbgsm: you know im right
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know about instant messaging. What do you have to say about instant messaging?
androginousbgsm: its fun if you're cybering with someone
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say instant messaging is fun if I am cybering with someone.
androginousbgsm: because then i dont have to wait forever for sexy emails to come through
SmarterChild: Because then you don't have to wait forever for sexy emails to come through? Is that why?
androginousbgsm: that is exactly why
SmarterChild: That is exactly why, huh?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
androginousbgsm: you bore me
SmarterChild: I bore you? Me? You think?
androginousbgsm: i KNOW
SmarterChild: That's good.
androginousbgsm: good. as in
SmarterChild: For real?
androginousbgsm: no, as in GOODBYE
SmarterChild: Oh no?
androginousbgsm: bugger off
SmarterChild: You want me to bugger off?
androginousbgsm: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
androginousbgsm: good
SmarterChild: Good, then!
androginousbgsm: GOODBYE
SmarterChild: See ya later!
androginousbgsm: NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
SmarterChild: No? Not if you see me first?
haha, amazing what no sleep and er........ more no sleep will do to you. and now im off to bed again, becaus ethats where Raine is
-- yes, you can breathe a sigh of relief, had a few problems working the cut, apologies to everyone i pissed off, it wasnt intentional