Discussing Sonadow
I detest anything and everything to do with this pairing.
I've seen plenty of ludicrous ships in my lifetime of fandom, but nothing makes me wretch more than Sonadow does.
What I especially hate? Their fangirls. Their psychotic, oblivious fangirls. Who blatantly disregard the Sonic series and proceed to write Sonic & Shadow as saccharine, perfect lovers that would make Shuichi and Yuki seem realistic. Whose main reasoning behind this ridiculous pairing is that they're hot together. Or rather, Shadow is hot. Whose soul purpose is to find "proof" of their true love on a DVD cover where they're standing far apart from another not giving the slightest attention to the other.
This has lead me to this conclusion: that I'm going to write Sonadow.
Why you may ask? If its shallow vermin following can't differentiate between a comma and anatomically incorrect anal sex, this proves that I can write better than the people who truthfully incomprehensibly like Sonadow. Even the poorest of fandoms deserves a masterpiece to educate them.
Especially when SEGA shall continue shredding the existence of the impossible pairing known as Sonadow.
((Guess what wank this came from! XDDD))
I've seen plenty of ludicrous ships in my lifetime of fandom, but nothing makes me wretch more than Sonadow does.
What I especially hate? Their fangirls. Their psychotic, oblivious fangirls. Who blatantly disregard the Sonic series and proceed to write Sonic & Shadow as saccharine, perfect lovers that would make Shuichi and Yuki seem realistic. Whose main reasoning behind this ridiculous pairing is that they're hot together. Or rather, Shadow is hot. Whose soul purpose is to find "proof" of their true love on a DVD cover where they're standing far apart from another not giving the slightest attention to the other.
This has lead me to this conclusion: that I'm going to write Sonadow.
Why you may ask? If its shallow vermin following can't differentiate between a comma and anatomically incorrect anal sex, this proves that I can write better than the people who truthfully incomprehensibly like Sonadow. Even the poorest of fandoms deserves a masterpiece to educate them.
Especially when SEGA shall continue shredding the existence of the impossible pairing known as Sonadow.
((Guess what wank this came from! XDDD))