Prank Call
I received a prank call while driving home the other day. He spoke in a thick Middle Eastern accent.
Me: hello?
Pranker: You have to listen to me carefully. Lock your door and make sure no one can hear you. Do you understand?
Me: Yeah, doors are locked.
Pranker: There is a tracking device on your computer. You have to disable it. Do you understand me?
Me: On my laptop? I left it at work.
Pranker: No, the computer you keep at home.
Me: My desktop is at my friends house...he's fixing it for me.
Pranker: Why did you leave it at your friend’s house?!
Me: It's broken! If I know it was bugged I sure of hell would have left it at your place instead.
It continued like that for a few minutes.
Me: hello?
Pranker: You have to listen to me carefully. Lock your door and make sure no one can hear you. Do you understand?
Me: Yeah, doors are locked.
Pranker: There is a tracking device on your computer. You have to disable it. Do you understand me?
Me: On my laptop? I left it at work.
Pranker: No, the computer you keep at home.
Me: My desktop is at my friends house...he's fixing it for me.
Pranker: Why did you leave it at your friend’s house?!
Me: It's broken! If I know it was bugged I sure of hell would have left it at your place instead.
It continued like that for a few minutes.