Whale FartsScientists have captured whale flatulence on film.
Internet Dating Goes Behind Bars"Interests: aryans, shanking, and bending over to pick up the soap. Willing to relocate."
50ShekelBling-bling meshugenah.
Millionaire Keeps Two Families 20 Miles ApartDamn. I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy. But, then, I'm not a millionaire yet either.
Some Things In CommonBush and Clinton have a lot more in common than you might think.
What Do Dogs Want?I'll have to go with "more time licking their balls" for 100, Bob.
The Joy of SexingHe spent sixty years sexing chicks, and is a renowned expert, but now he's retiring.
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?An ongoing project to discover the truth.
Road Cone SexWe know we're supposed to appreciate road cones, but this is going a little too far.
When Pigs Grow BreastsStem cell researchers have figured out how to grow new breasts on animals. Silicone manufacturers surrender.
A Reason to ExerciseGetting a good workout will help you get it up as you get older.
Bad British TeethWhy do the British have such awful teeth? Socialized medicine.
DNA Bunny MonsterScientists have crossed a human with a rabbit. No comment yet from Scotty Bunny.
Man Cuts Off Penis To Cure Sex AddictionWell, that seems a little extreme...
Synthetic Diamonds Threaten De Beers MonopolyIf you don't know the history of De Beers, you might not understand why this is such a profoundly good development. On the other hand, all those diamond engagement rings out there may not be worth too much in a couple of years.
ComboversThey're the new mullet!
People Like UsThe 'melting pot' sounds great in theory, but doesn't get put into practice all that often.
Gamma Ray Weapons Could Trigger Next Arms RaceBlurring the distinction between conventional and nuclear munitions.
The Crying GameThis makes me all weepy.