Shiny Happy Links for August 15, 2003
Whale Farts
Scientists have captured whale flatulence on film.
Internet Dating Goes Behind Bars
"Interests: aryans, shanking, and bending over to pick up the soap. Willing to relocate."
50Shekel
Bling-bling meshugenah.
Millionaire Keeps Two Families 20 Miles Apart
Damn. I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy. But, then, I'm not a millionaire yet either.
Some Things In Common
Bush and Clinton have a lot more in common than you might think.
What Do Dogs Want?
I'll have to go with "more time licking their balls" for 100, Bob.
The Joy of Sexing
He spent sixty years sexing chicks, and is a renowned expert, but now he's retiring.
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?
An ongoing project to discover the truth.
Road Cone Sex
We know we're supposed to appreciate road cones, but this is going a little too far.
When Pigs Grow Breasts
Stem cell researchers have figured out how to grow new breasts on animals. Silicone manufacturers surrender.
A Reason to Exercise
Getting a good workout will help you get it up as you get older.
Bad British Teeth
Why do the British have such awful teeth? Socialized medicine.
DNA Bunny Monster
Scientists have crossed a human with a rabbit. No comment yet from Scotty Bunny.
Man Cuts Off Penis To Cure Sex Addiction
Well, that seems a little extreme...
Synthetic Diamonds Threaten De Beers Monopoly
If you don't know the history of De Beers, you might not understand why this is such a profoundly good development. On the other hand, all those diamond engagement rings out there may not be worth too much in a couple of years.
Combovers
They're the new mullet!
People Like Us
The 'melting pot' sounds great in theory, but doesn't get put into practice all that often.
Gamma Ray Weapons Could Trigger Next Arms Race
Blurring the distinction between conventional and nuclear munitions.
The Crying Game
This makes me all weepy.
Scientists have captured whale flatulence on film.
Internet Dating Goes Behind Bars
"Interests: aryans, shanking, and bending over to pick up the soap. Willing to relocate."
50Shekel
Bling-bling meshugenah.
Millionaire Keeps Two Families 20 Miles Apart
Damn. I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy. But, then, I'm not a millionaire yet either.
Some Things In Common
Bush and Clinton have a lot more in common than you might think.
What Do Dogs Want?
I'll have to go with "more time licking their balls" for 100, Bob.
The Joy of Sexing
He spent sixty years sexing chicks, and is a renowned expert, but now he's retiring.
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?
An ongoing project to discover the truth.
Road Cone Sex
We know we're supposed to appreciate road cones, but this is going a little too far.
When Pigs Grow Breasts
Stem cell researchers have figured out how to grow new breasts on animals. Silicone manufacturers surrender.
A Reason to Exercise
Getting a good workout will help you get it up as you get older.
Bad British Teeth
Why do the British have such awful teeth? Socialized medicine.
DNA Bunny Monster
Scientists have crossed a human with a rabbit. No comment yet from Scotty Bunny.
Man Cuts Off Penis To Cure Sex Addiction
Well, that seems a little extreme...
Synthetic Diamonds Threaten De Beers Monopoly
If you don't know the history of De Beers, you might not understand why this is such a profoundly good development. On the other hand, all those diamond engagement rings out there may not be worth too much in a couple of years.
Combovers
They're the new mullet!
People Like Us
The 'melting pot' sounds great in theory, but doesn't get put into practice all that often.
Gamma Ray Weapons Could Trigger Next Arms Race
Blurring the distinction between conventional and nuclear munitions.
The Crying Game
This makes me all weepy.