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Mar 30, 1978 21:09

It's been some time since I last wrote in my journal, hasn't it? I found it propping up one of the legs of the kitchen table not too long ago. Of course, Ted had absolutely no idea how it got there. I guess it doesn't matter much because my life these last few months could be summed up to playing Mum to Nymphadora and Ted and talking to Angie, ( Read more... )

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mister_bones January 20 2005, 18:58:48 UTC
TED ANDI MY GODDAUGHTER WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER STOP WRITING IN BIG LETTERS AND TELL ME

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tedfuckingtonks January 20 2005, 19:04:07 UTC
SHE JUST SORT OF CHANGED INTO ME. WELL, NOT ME. BUT HER FACE. SHE HAD MY FACE. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE, BONES! AHH! ANDI IS TALKING TO THE MEDIWITCH NOW. WELL, THE MEDIPERSON IS TALKING AND SHE'S SORT OF WARBLING?

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mister_bones January 20 2005, 19:05:20 UTC
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CHANGED INTO YOU?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. SHE CAN'T BREW POTIONS YET CAN SHE? ON ONE HAND MY GODDAUGHTER COULD BE A CHILD PRODIGY. ON THE OTHER SHE COULD BE BROKEN. NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT??

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tedfuckingtonks January 20 2005, 19:12:19 UTC
IF SHE CAN BREW POTIONS, THEN I CHANGED A LOT OF NAPPIES FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. THE LADY SAYS DORRIE IS DEVELOPING AT A NORMAL RATE AND CRAP CRAP CRAP AND SOME BIG WORDS AND SHE'S APPEARANTLY SPECIAL. BUT THE WAY SHE SAID SPECIAL DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD SPECIAL.

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mister_bones January 20 2005, 19:16:09 UTC
TELL HER TO SPEAK ENGLISH. AND OF COURSE SHE'S THE GOOD KIND OF SPECIAL. ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE WILL FEEL MY WRATH.

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tedfuckingtonks January 20 2005, 19:22:35 UTC
SHE SAYS THAT DORRIE HAS A RARE CONDITION, BUT IT ISN'T LIFE THREATENING WHICH IS A RELIEF. WAIT WAIT! SHE SAID WHAT NAME OF IT? I'M NOT SURE HOW TO SPELL IT. METAMORPHMAGISOMETHING?

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mister_bones January 20 2005, 19:33:21 UTC
THEY REALLY EXIST???

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tedfuckingtonks January 20 2005, 19:39:45 UTC
OH GOD THAT WAS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR, MAN. IT CAN'T BE ALL THAT BAD. I MEAN SO SHE CAN CHANGE HOW SHE LOOKS. WE COULD DO THAT IF WE WANTED TO WITH POLYJUICE. IT'S NOT THAT ODD.

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mister_bones January 20 2005, 19:53:56 UTC
I'LL BE OVER DON'T WORRY I BRING BISCUITS.

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social_graces January 26 2005, 10:46:56 UTC
Ha.

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tedfuckingtonks January 26 2005, 11:39:46 UTC
OH, THANKS. NO DIRE SITUATION IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A TOKEN BLACK ARSEHOLE COMMENT.

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